Archive | 2009

‘A’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Utd. ‘A’	8	8	0	0	340	277	40	14.16
2	The Fox	8	6	1	1	373	304	36	15.54
3	Old Masters	8	4	1	3	315	313	25	13.12
4	College Oak	8	4	1	3	315	329	23	13.12

‘B’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Con. Club	8	3	2	3	284	282	25	11.83
2	Ab. Utd. ‘B’	8	3	0	5	299	276	24	12.45
3	Ab. Legion	8	3	2	3	270	285	21	11.25
4	Spread Eagle	8	2	1	5	276	306	19	11.50
5	Ab.Utd. ‘C’	8	1	0	7	278	318	16	11.58
6	Penlon	8	2	0	6	246	306	11	10.25

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 9-9, 17-12, 16-7. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Davies 11, P.Mulford & B.Clapton 10 each & D.Davies 8. In reply for Penlon T.Lach 8 & Dave ‘007’ Bond 7. R.Holmes managed just 1 doll. Have you thought of taking up darts Rog.

Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 15-9, 14-16, 16-12. For Con. Club J.Castle 11, M.Haynes 10, O.Gill 9, J.Simms 8 & M.Chadwick 7. For The Spread S.Kinnaird 11, B.Worrell 9 & K.Empson 7. The Con. Clubs 45 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-16, 15-13, 17-10. For The Legion D.Sapey 13, B.Lacey 9, J.Driver 8 & P.Ealey 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ K.Souch 11, A.Gregory 10 & S.Martin 9. The Legions 42 dolls was their highest of the season so far.

In the top of the table clash Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat The Fox 4-2 to extend their lead. The leg scores were 15-14, 10-14, 15-13. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton included a 6 in his 13 dolls & G.Brown 10. For The Fox M.Sheridan 12, D.Rusher 10, B.Parker 9 & D.Butler 7. In a strange 2^nd leg Utd. ‘A’s 10 dolls included blobs from J.Gapper, T.Ward & S.Pugh. The last time a team got 3 blobs in one leg was week 6 last season.

Old Masters beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 17-8, 14-13, 10-12. For OM G.Barguss 11, A.Woolloff 9, J.Barguss 8 & M.Hall 7. T.Downes (playing to the crowd) needing 2 dolls to win the 2^nd leg missed the first 4 then ‘tickled off’ the last 2. For College Oak A.Pocock 10 & S.Enock 8.

p.s. Good luck to all in the pairs and the raffle. Hope you enjoy the evening.

p.p.s. Just like to take this opportunity in wishing everyone a happy Xmas and New Year.

Regards

Tosh & Brian

‘A’ Section

‘B’ Section

Game reports.

The Fox ‘brushed’ aside College Oak 6-0 with leg scores of 20-13, 18-11, 19-13. The Fox clanged off an amazing 57 dolls thanks to P.Stone who weighed in with 3. M.Sheridan hit an absolutely cracking 5-5-6, M.Rusher & D.Butler 13 each & B.Parker 12. For The Oak A.Pocock included a 6 in his 11 & D.Cross hit 9.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 5-1 with leg scores of 14-7, 13-13, 14-10. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown & T.Ward 10 each & S.Pugh 9. J.Gapper failed to hit double figures for the first time this season. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 9, K.Souch 8 & A.Gregory 7.

Ab. Con. Club beat Penlon 6-0 to go top of the ‘B’ section. The leg scores were 14-8, 13-9, 14-9. For Con. Club T.Barrett 12, M.Haynes 9, J.Castle 8 & Merv ‘The Swerve’ Chadwick hit 7. V.Smith top scored for Penlon with 9 dolls but the rest were rubbish. T.Lach (who I think threw blindfold) managed just 2 dolls. Con Clubs 41 dolls was their highest total of season so far while Penlons 26 was their lowest.

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 17-12, 11-17. For OM A.Woolloff hit 10 dolls (first time he’s hit double figures this season), M.Hall & J.Barguss 9 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton, M.Louch & D.Davies 9 each & P.Milford 8. Sorry Pete, but you’re going to have to change your surname.

Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores 7-14, 13-8, 13-11. For The Legion J.Driver 11 & P.Ealey hit 8. For The Spread J.Bowler 10 & N.Tame 8.

It’s the Pairs next week and as you know (if you read my previous notes) we will cease playing at 10 o’clock to draw the XMAS RAFFLE, which will leave some of you not getting a game but I cant do much about that. Sorry. (I’m not really – I couldn’t give a t**s ). Good luck to everyone in the Pairs and the raffle. I’m hoping to make it a memorable night.

Regards

Tosh

‘A’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Utd. ‘A’	6	6	0	0	259	206	31	14.38
2	The Fox	6	5	1	0	275	227	28	15.27
3	College Oak	6	4	1	1	245	231	21	13.61
4	Old Masters	6	2	1	3	235	241	17	13.05

‘B’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Utd. ‘B’	6	2	0	4	218	209	17	11.61
2	Spread Eagle	6	2	1	3	206	228	15	11.44
3	Ab. Con. Club	6	1	2	3	198	219	15	11.00
4	Ab. Utd. ‘C’	6	1	0	5	209	235	13	11.61
5	Ab. Legion	6	1	2	3	195	213	13	10.83
6	Penlon	6	2	0	4	192	223	10	10.66

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 15-6, 15-11, 11-8. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper 11, T.Ward included a 6 in his 10 & L.Clapton hit 9. For The Spread B.Worrell hit 8 dolls. S.Kinnaird managed just 1 doll. They’ve got 2 for 1 at Specsavers at the moment Si.

College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-7, 12-13, 13-10. For The Oak A.Pocock & F.Tracey 10 each. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch & D.Davies 7 each. Utd. B’s 30 dolls was their lowest total of season so far.

The Fox came from a leg down to beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2. The leg scores were 11-16, 16-9, 17-12. For The Fox D.Butler & B.Parker 12 each, D.Rusher 9 & P.Stone 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory & S.Martin 9 each, D.Harris 8 & K.Souch 7.

Penlon beat Ab. Legion ( something OM couldn’t do last week) 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 9-13, 10-9. For Penlon T.Lach & E.Jeffries 8 each. In reply for The Legion J.Driver 11, P.Ealey 9 & D.Sapey 7. B.Delamont hit no dolls at all – zero, zilch, diddly squat, b****r all. ( He could be in the running for most improved player – next season ).

Four man Old Masters drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 9-7, 13-13, 12-14. For OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff 9, G.Barguss 8 & M.Hall 7. Graham knowing we were going to be short texted D.Cogdell to see if he was available and his lame excuse was that he was in ‘The Maldives’ ! For Con. Club M.Haynes 11 & M.Chadwick 8. OM’s 30 dolls was obviously their lowest total of season so far. Last week I noted that Con. Club had scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games. Make that 5 out of 6.

‘A’ Section :- B.Parker 67, T.Downes A.Pocock 57, J.Gapper 56, D.Butler 54, G.Brown 53

‘B’ Section :- S.Martin A.Gregory J.Driver 55, P.Mulford 52, P.Ealey 51, B.Clapton 47

Sixers :- P.Ealey D.Butler T.Lach A.Woolloff J.Gapper T.Ward

　

Regards

Tosh

‘A’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Utd. ‘A’	5	5	0	0	218	181	25	14.53
2	The Fox	5	4	1	0	231	190	24	15.40
3	College Oak	5	3	1	1	206	201	17	13.73
4	Old Masters	5	2	0	3	201	207	14	13.40

‘B’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Ab. Utd. ‘B’	5	2	0	3	188	170	15	12.53
2	Spread Eagle	5	2	1	2	181	187	15	12.06
3	Ab. Con. Club	5	1	1	3	164	185	12	10.93
4	Ab. Utd. ‘C’	5	1	0	4	172	191	11	11.46
5	Ab. Legion	5	1	2	2	163	183	11	10.86
6	Penlon	5	1	0	4	162	191	6	10.80

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 15-8, 11-16, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford 10, D.Davies & I.Morrison 8 each, B.Clapton & M.Louch 7 each. For Con. Club J.Castle 12 & J.Sims 7. R.North managed just 3 dolls – have you tried standing with your back towards the doll & throwing the sticks between your legs Ron. ( I shouldn’t take the p**s really, but you know me ). Utd. ‘B’s 40 dolls was their highest total of season so far. Con. Club have scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games.

Ab. Legion were the only team without a win so far but they put that right with a 4-2 win over Old Masters. The leg scores were 12-9, 15-19, 10-8. For The Legion B.Lacy, D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7. In reply for OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 9 dolls & M.Hall hit 7.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 17-10, 12-7. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper included a 6 in his 11 dolls, L.Clapton 10, S.Pugh 9 & G.Brown 8. For B.Spicer please read R.Norths write up. For Penlon T.Lach 8 & V.Smith 7.

College Oak overcame Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-14, 14-14, 18-9. For The Oak A.Pocock hit a cracking 13 dolls, P.Soden 10, S.Enock & D.Cross 9 each. Only F.Tracey could hit X-X-5. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, K.Souch 8 & P.Arnold 7. The Oak’s 46 dolls was their highest total of season so far.

Spread Eagle were a little unlucky not to beat The Fox but ended up with a creditable 3-3 draw. The leg scores were 12-17, 11-11, 13-12. For The Spread J.Bowler 11, B.Worrell & C.Crawford 7 each. In reply for The Fox M.Sheridan & M.Rusher 11 each & B.Parker 7. The Fox failed to win for the 1^st time this season and their 40 dolls was their lowest of the season so far.

　

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Don’t forget to visit the Aunt Sally website at www.webmaster@abingdonauntsally.com. Paul Stone is doing an excellent job there, even if he does censor and edit my reports. So to see Tosh : Uncut, read it here.

p.p.s. After tonights results I’m thinking of reforming the sections.

‘A’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	The Fox	4	4	0	0	191	154	21	15.91
2	Ab. Utd. ‘A’	4	4	0	0	177	153	19	14.75
3	College Oak	4	2	1	1	160	164	13	13.33
4	Old Masters	4	2	0	2	165	172	12	13.75

‘B’ Section

	TEAM	P	W	D	L	D/FOR	D/AGT	PTS	AVE
1	Spread Eagle	4	2	0	2	145	147	12	12.08
2	Ab. Utd. ‘B’	4	1	0	3	148	136	11	12.33
3	Ab. Con. Club	4	1	1	2	130	145	10	10.83
4	Ab. Utd. ‘C’	4	1	0	3	135	145	9	11,25
5	Ab. Legion	4	0	2	2	128	147	7	10.66
6	Penlon	4	1	0	3	134	150	6	11.16

Game reports.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-9, 12-17, 12-10. For The Spread ‘Debut Boy’ D.Mott included a 6 in his 12 dolls, B.Worrell & N.Tame 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 10, A.Gregory 9, K.Souch & D.Harris 7 each.

The Fox beat a spirited Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 16-13, 17-15, 13-11. For The Fox B.Parker 12, D.Butler included a 6 in his 11, G.Chambers 9 & M.Sheridan 8. For Penlon T.Lach hit a cracking 3-5-6 & V.Smith 9. Penlons 39 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

College Oak beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 11-9, 16-10, 12-15. For The Oak S.Enock 12, D.Cross & A.Pocock 7 each. For Con. Club M.Rusher (guesting) hit 11 dolls & O.Gill 8.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Old Masters 6-0 with leg scores of 13-10, 20-13, 18-16. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton hit a fine 13, G.Brown 12, J.Gapper & B.Carter 10 each. For OM G.Barguss, making his first appearance of the season also hit 13 dolls, M.Hall & T.Downes 9 each. B.Lewis (throwing like an overweight race horse jockey with piles) managed just 2 dolls. Utd. ‘A’s highest total of the season coincided with OM’s lowest.

After 3 straight defeats Ab. Utd. ‘B’ bounced back with a 5-1 win over Ab. Legion. The leg scores were 13-6, 13-13, 13-6. For Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton hit 13 dolls (the last time that happened The Titanic was still afloat), P.Mulford 8 & D.Davies 7. For The Legion P.Ealey hit 8 dolls but the rest were c**p.

　

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Nice to see the rolls selling out each week. This makes us £10 each night. Keep it up you greedy b******s. Not happy with having to buy my own rolls though !!

p.p.s. Hope everyone is happy with the league formation. If you aren’t – tough.

　 Game reports.

Old Masters kicked off the new season with a 6-0 win over Penlon with leg scores of 13-11, 17-12, 14-9. For OM J.Barguss 11, M.Halll0, T.Downes & A.Woolloff9 each. For Penlon V.Smith 10, T .Lach & T .Phipps 7 each.

Ab. Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-8,9-12, 13-9. For Con. Club T.Barratt 10, ‘new boy’ O.Gill9 & J.Simms 8. R.North throwing like a Jewish pig farmer managed just 1 doll. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 10 & A.Gregory 9.

The Fox beat Abingdon Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 17-12, 16-14, 14-10. For The Fox D.Butler hit a fine 13 dolls, M.Sheridan & B.Parker 11 each & M.Rusher 9. For Ab. Legion J.Driver also managed 13 dolls, B.Lacey 8 & D.Sapey 7.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-11,5-10, 16-14. For The Spread B.Worrell 8, S.Kinnaird & C.Crawford 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch 9, P.Mulford 8 & D.Davies 7.

A cracking game saw Ab. Utd. ‘A’ overcome a spirited College Oak 4-2. The leg scores were 19-14, 14-14,16-16. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper joined the ’13 club’, L.Clapton 11, G.Brown & T.Ward 9 each & P.Wright 7. For The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10, S.Enock 9, F.Tracey & D.Cross 7 each. D.Cross could have earned The Oak a draw when needing 2 to win the 3rd leg managed just 1 (t****r).

• • • • • • • Regards

              Tosh

p.s. don’t forget the rolls on sale behind the bar – they’re even better this week!

p.p.s. the league will be formed after 4 games

Game reports.

Ab. Legion & College Oak drew 3-3 with leg scores of 12-8,14-14,9-11. For The Legion P.Ealey included the fIrst 6 of the season in his cracking 14 dolls & J.Driver hit 9. In reply for The Oak D.Cross (fearing another adverse write up) hit 11, A.Pocock 8 & P.Soden 7. DJohns, standing in for F.Tracey managed just 1 doll (I shouldn’t have bothered, mate).

A disorganised Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 5-1 with leg scores of 13-12, 14-14, 14-11. For OM R.Lewis 11, T.Downes & A.Woollof9 each. For Utd ‘c’ A.Gregory 11, K.Souch 9 & S.Martin 8. Thanks to D.Sapey for making a guest appearance due to the late arrival ofG.Barguss (I’m going to get him a b****y watch for Xmas).

After a shaky start Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Con. Club 5-1 with leg scores of 13-13, 14-11, 18-10. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper top scored for the 2^nd week running with 11 dolls. B.Spicer & G.Brown 9 each, L.Clapton & B.Carter 8 each. For Con. Club M.Hall ( guesting) 9 & J.Simms 8.

Penlon recorded a rare win when beating Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 14-9,9-9,9-9. For Penlon T.Lach & M.Jeffries 8 each. For The Spread J.Bowler managed 7 dolls.

A disgruntled Fox (that’s not like them!!!! ) beat Ab.Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-12,20-12, 15-14. For The Fox D.Butler 12, B.Parker 11, G.Chambers 9 & D.Rusher 8. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Milford (the well known typing error) top scored with 12 dolls, D.Davies 9 & B.Clapton 8.

• • • • • • • Regards

              • • • • • • Tosh

p.s. I have provided ( thanks to Sue) soft rolls for tonight following complaints from Owen, saying that the crusty one’s were to hard and he was having to get Ron to chew them for him.

p.p.s. I would like to point out that any hints of sarcasm or cynicsm were purely intentional

Game reoorts.

The Fox beat Old Masters 5-1 to replace them at the top of the table. The leg scores were 15-13,21-12, 16-16 but this does not show the full picture. In the 1st leg J.Barguss needing 2 to draw managed to blob (sorry about that mate ), while in the 3^rd leg B.Parker needing 5 to draw duly obliged, this after hitting a 6 in the 2nd leg. M.Sheridan top scored for The Fox with a brilliant 5-5-5, B.Parker 14, G.Chambers 10 & M.Rusher 8. For OM T.Downes 10, M.HaIl9, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 8 each.

A cracking game saw College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 16-15, 17-15, 11-16. For The Oak D.Cross 11, P.Soden, A.Pocock & S.Enock 9 each. For The Spread N.Tame & J.Bowler 10 each, K.Empson & B.Newman 9 each & B.WorraIl8.

Ab.Utd. ‘A’ moved into 2nd place after beating Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2, despite them being short ofL.Clapton & J.Gapper. The leg scores were 13-12,8 (yes eight) 14, 11-10. For Utd. ‘A’ Graham ‘Golden Balls’ Brown 9, S.Pugh 8 & B.Carter 7. B.Spicer managed just 2 dolls – you might have been better off standing with your back to the doll and throwing the sticks over your shoulder Bill. For Utd. ‘B’ Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 9, P.Mulford & D.Davies 8 each & I.Morrison 7.

Ab. Con. Club & Ab. Legion drew 3-3 with leg scores of6-11, 13-13,9-8. For Con. Club J.Castle & J.Sirns 7 each. For The Legion D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7.

Ab.Utd. ‘c’ beat Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 12-14, 11-9, 10-8. For Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 12 & A.Gregory 8. In reply for Penlon V.Smith 9 & E.Jeffries 8.

• • • • • • • • Regards

                Tosh

p.s. The sections will be formed after tonights matches. When doing this I will be taking into consideration not only who the top 5 scoring teams are but also who won the ‘B’ section last year. If you have any thoughts about the sections next week could you please put them down on a piece of paper and shove them where a monkey shoves his nuts.