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Match Report Week 17

Game reports. 18/3/09

Old Masters overcame 4 man Fox 6-0 with leg scores of 17-16, 11-10,20-12. For OM A.Woolloff 12, G.Barguss ll, O.Gill l0 & J.Barguss 9. For The Fox D.Butler included a 6 in his 10 dolls & B.Parker also hit 10, R.Berry & G.Chambers 9 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ beat a disgruntled Ab. Legion 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 14-10, 12-9. For Utd. ‘c’ B.Carter (guesting) hit 10 dolls, S.Martin 9 & A.Gregory 7. In reply for The Legion M.Foster 8 & P.Ealey 7. Legions 30 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ secured the league title tonight with a 3-3 draw against College Oak. The leg scores were 9-15, 16-16, 14-8. For Utd. ‘A’ T.Ward 12 & G.Brown 11. For The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10, D.Cross 9 & D.Johns hit 8 despite a blob. S.Enock throwing like an under nourished Victorian soot juggler managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-8, 14-16, 14-7. For Con. Club D.Rusher 13, R.North (who subsequently failed a dope test) hit 11 & T.Barrett 7. For The Spread N.Tame 9 & J.Bowler 8. Con. Clubs 41 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 18-8, 15-13, 17-13. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Milford included a 6 in his 13 dolls & D.Davies also hit 13, B.Clapton 10, M.Louch & M.Davies 7 each. For Penlon Skinnier (guesting) included a 6 in his 11 dolls & T.Phipps hit 7. Utd. ‘B’s 50 dolls was their highest total of the season.

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Match Report Week 16

Game reports. 11/03/09

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores 12-9, 15-6, 12-15. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 10, G.Brown 9, B.Spicer & P.Wright 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ A.Gregory 8, S.Martin & D.Harris 7 each.

Ab. Con. Club recorded their first 6-0 win of the season. It was against bottom side Penlon and the leg scores were 11-9, 15-10, 11-8. For Con. Club the returning T.Barrett top scored with 11 dolls & D.Rusher hit 10. For Penlon T.Lach 10 & D.Bond 8. B.Timms guesting for Penlon threw like a severely frost bitten Siberian postman and managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Legion beat Old Codgers 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 14-9, 12-15. For The legion M.Foster 11, D.Sapey 8, N.Tait & J.Driver 7 each. For OM J.Barguss 9, G.Barguss, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 7 each. This result saw The Legion leapfrog OM into 2nd place. (B******s).

College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 14-8, 10-13, 10-9. For The Oak F.Tracey 9, D.Cross 8, P.Soden & S.Enock 7 each. For The Spread B.Newman 9 & Connor ‘New kid on the block’ Crawford hit 8;

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 12-7, 13-11, 11-15. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, D.Davies 8 & B.Clapton 7. In reply for The Fox B.Parker 10, and their hide and seek champion D.Butler hit 7.

p.s. Next week it’s the Fives, Pairs & Captains Cup. Will start with either the Fives or the Pairs according to who can be bothered to turn up on time (sarky s*d). I will do what I can to get the games played as quickly as possible but need you to co-operate. Must get these outstanding games played tonight even if we have to play till 10-30. Good luck to all involved.

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Match Report Week 15

Hhmmm. Who shall I take the p* * s out of this week?

Game reports. 04/03/09

The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 15-13, 10-12. For The Fox B.Parker 12, A.Bell 10 & R.Berry 9. C.Smith, throwing like a bandy legged Australian sheep shearer managed just 2 dolls. In reply for Con. Club M.Haynes 9, R.North 8 & D.Rusher 7.

College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 14-10, 14-12. For The Oak P.Soden, A.Pocock & D.Cross 9 each & S.Enock 7. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 10 dolls.

Old Masters struggled to a 4-2 over Ab.Utd. ‘B’ with leg scores of 9-8, 12-11, 10-14. For OM J.Barguss, T.Downes & R.Lewis 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton & D.Davies 8 each & P.Mulford 7. R.Lewis hit 5 off the anchor to win the 2nd leg then followed it with a blob. OM’s 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far. It’s a funny old game – except we cant see the funny side of it at the moment.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 18-14, 12-9. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright & L.Clapton 11 each & T.Ward 8. In reply for The Legion D.Sapey 10 & M.Foster 7. I think this result just about ensures the title for Utd. ‘A’ and makes it all about the runners up spot.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-15, 11-8, 15-11. For The Spread B.WorreIl 12, J.Bowler 9 & N.Tame 7. Bob’s 12 dolls was his first double figures of the season – well done. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, D.Harris 8 & S.Martin 7.

p.s. Wasn’t there some c**p calling tonight.

                • Regards

                  Tosh

p.p.s. Hope I havn’t offended anyone with my comments tonight – no, honestly. Ha,Ha, Ha.

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