Archive | November, 2009

Match Repot Week 6

‘A’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

6

6

0

0

259

206

31

14.38

2

The Fox

6

5

1

0

275

227

28

15.27

3

College Oak

6

4

1

1

245

231

21

13.61

4

Old Masters

6

2

1

3

235

241

17

13.05

‘B’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

6

2

0

4

218

209

17

11.61

2

Spread Eagle

6

2

1

3

206

228

15

11.44

3

Ab. Con. Club

6

1

2

3

198

219

15

11.00

4

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

6

1

0

5

209

235

13

11.61

5

Ab. Legion

6

1

2

3

195

213

13

10.83

6

Penlon

6

2

0

4

192

223

10

10.66

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 15-6, 15-11, 11-8. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper 11, T.Ward included a 6 in his 10 & L.Clapton hit 9. For The Spread B.Worrell hit 8 dolls. S.Kinnaird managed just 1 doll. They’ve got 2 for 1 at Specsavers at the moment Si.

College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-7, 12-13, 13-10. For The Oak A.Pocock & F.Tracey 10 each. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch & D.Davies 7 each. Utd. B’s 30 dolls was their lowest total of season so far.

The Fox came from a leg down to beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2. The leg scores were 11-16, 16-9, 17-12. For The Fox D.Butler & B.Parker 12 each, D.Rusher 9 & P.Stone 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory & S.Martin 9 each, D.Harris 8 & K.Souch 7.

Penlon beat Ab. Legion ( something OM couldn’t do last week) 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 9-13, 10-9. For Penlon T.Lach & E.Jeffries 8 each. In reply for The Legion J.Driver 11, P.Ealey 9 & D.Sapey 7. B.Delamont hit no dolls at all – zero, zilch, diddly squat, b****r all. ( He could be in the running for most improved player – next season ).

Four man Old Masters drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 9-7, 13-13, 12-14. For OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff 9, G.Barguss 8 & M.Hall 7. Graham knowing we were going to be short texted D.Cogdell to see if he was available and his lame excuse was that he was in ‘The Maldives’ ! For Con. Club M.Haynes 11 & M.Chadwick 8. OM’s 30 dolls was obviously their lowest total of season so far. Last week I noted that Con. Club had scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games. Make that 5 out of 6.

‘A’ Section :- B.Parker 67, T.Downes A.Pocock 57, J.Gapper 56, D.Butler 54, G.Brown 53

‘B’ Section :- S.Martin A.Gregory J.Driver 55, P.Mulford 52, P.Ealey 51, B.Clapton 47

Sixers :- P.Ealey D.Butler T.Lach A.Woolloff J.Gapper T.Ward

 

Regards

Tosh

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Match Report Week 5

‘A’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

5

5

0

0

218

181

25

14.53

2

The Fox

5

4

1

0

231

190

24

15.40

3

College Oak

5

3

1

1

206

201

17

13.73

4

Old Masters

5

2

0

3

201

207

14

13.40

‘B’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

5

2

0

3

188

170

15

12.53

2

Spread Eagle

5

2

1

2

181

187

15

12.06

3

Ab. Con. Club

5

1

1

3

164

185

12

10.93

4

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

5

1

0

4

172

191

11

11.46

5

Ab. Legion

5

1

2

2

163

183

11

10.86

6

Penlon

5

1

0

4

162

191

6

10.80

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 15-8, 11-16, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford 10, D.Davies & I.Morrison 8 each, B.Clapton & M.Louch 7 each. For Con. Club J.Castle 12 & J.Sims 7. R.North managed just 3 dolls – have you tried standing with your back towards the doll & throwing the sticks between your legs Ron. ( I shouldn’t take the p**s really, but you know me ). Utd. ‘B’s 40 dolls was their highest total of season so far. Con. Club have scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games.

Ab. Legion were the only team without a win so far but they put that right with a 4-2 win over Old Masters. The leg scores were 12-9, 15-19, 10-8. For The Legion B.Lacy, D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7. In reply for OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 9 dolls & M.Hall hit 7.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 17-10, 12-7. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper included a 6 in his 11 dolls, L.Clapton 10, S.Pugh 9 & G.Brown 8. For B.Spicer please read R.Norths write up. For Penlon T.Lach 8 & V.Smith 7.

College Oak overcame Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-14, 14-14, 18-9. For The Oak A.Pocock hit a cracking 13 dolls, P.Soden 10, S.Enock & D.Cross 9 each. Only F.Tracey could hit X-X-5. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, K.Souch 8 & P.Arnold 7. The Oak’s 46 dolls was their highest total of season so far.

Spread Eagle were a little unlucky not to beat The Fox but ended up with a creditable 3-3 draw. The leg scores were 12-17, 11-11, 13-12. For The Spread J.Bowler 11, B.Worrell & C.Crawford 7 each. In reply for The Fox M.Sheridan & M.Rusher 11 each & B.Parker 7. The Fox failed to win for the 1st time this season and their 40 dolls was their lowest of the season so far.

 

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Don’t forget to visit the Aunt Sally website at www.webmaster@abingdonauntsally.com. Paul Stone is doing an excellent job there, even if he does censor and edit my reports. So to see Tosh : Uncut, read it here.

p.p.s. After tonights results I’m thinking of reforming the sections.

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Match Report Week 4

‘A’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

The Fox

4

4

0

0

191

154

21

15.91

2

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

4

4

0

0

177

153

19

14.75

3

College Oak

4

2

1

1

160

164

13

13.33

4

Old Masters

4

2

0

2

165

172

12

13.75

‘B’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Spread Eagle

4

2

0

2

145

147

12

12.08

2

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

4

1

0

3

148

136

11

12.33

3

Ab. Con. Club

4

1

1

2

130

145

10

10.83

4

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

4

1

0

3

135

145

9

11,25

5

Ab. Legion

4

0

2

2

128

147

7

10.66

6

Penlon

4

1

0

3

134

150

6

11.16

Game reports.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-9, 12-17, 12-10. For The Spread ‘Debut Boy’ D.Mott included a 6 in his 12 dolls, B.Worrell & N.Tame 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 10, A.Gregory 9, K.Souch & D.Harris 7 each.

The Fox beat a spirited Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 16-13, 17-15, 13-11. For The Fox B.Parker 12, D.Butler included a 6 in his 11, G.Chambers 9 & M.Sheridan 8. For Penlon T.Lach hit a cracking 3-5-6 & V.Smith 9. Penlons 39 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

College Oak beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 11-9, 16-10, 12-15. For The Oak S.Enock 12, D.Cross & A.Pocock 7 each. For Con. Club M.Rusher (guesting) hit 11 dolls & O.Gill 8.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Old Masters 6-0 with leg scores of 13-10, 20-13, 18-16. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton hit a fine 13, G.Brown 12, J.Gapper & B.Carter 10 each. For OM G.Barguss, making his first appearance of the season also hit 13 dolls, M.Hall & T.Downes 9 each. B.Lewis (throwing like an overweight race horse jockey with piles) managed just 2 dolls. Utd. ‘A’s highest total of the season coincided with OM’s lowest.

After 3 straight defeats Ab. Utd. ‘B’ bounced back with a 5-1 win over Ab. Legion. The leg scores were 13-6, 13-13, 13-6. For Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton hit 13 dolls (the last time that happened The Titanic was still afloat), P.Mulford 8 & D.Davies 7. For The Legion P.Ealey hit 8 dolls but the rest were c**p.

 

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Nice to see the rolls selling out each week. This makes us £10 each night. Keep it up you greedy b******s. Not happy with having to buy my own rolls though !!

p.p.s. Hope everyone is happy with the league formation. If you aren’t – tough.

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Match Reports Week 3

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

The Fox

3

3

0

0

145

115

15

16.11

2

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

3

3

0

0

126

114

13

14.00

3

Old Masters

3

2

0

1

126

121

12

14.00

4

College Oak

3

1

1

1

121

130

9

13.44

5

Spread Eagle

3

1

0

2

106

111

8

11.77

6

Ab. Con. Club

3

1

1

1

96

106

8

10.66

7

Ab. Utd. ‘c’

3

1

0

2

99

106

7

11.00

8

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

3

0

0

3

109

111

6

12.11

9

Ab. Legion

3

0

2

1

103

108

6

11.44

10

Penlon

3

1

0

2

95

104

6

10.55

Game reoorts.

The Fox beat Old Masters 5-1 to replace them at the top of the table. The leg scores were 15-13,21-12, 16-16 but this does not show the full picture. In the 1st leg J.Barguss needing 2 to draw managed to blob (sorry about that mate ), while in the 3rd leg B.Parker needing 5 to draw duly obliged, this after hitting a 6 in the 2nd leg. M.Sheridan top scored for The Fox with a brilliant 5-5-5, B.Parker 14, G.Chambers 10 & M.Rusher 8. For OM T.Downes 10, M.HaIl9, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 8 each.

A cracking game saw College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 16-15, 17-15, 11-16. For The Oak D.Cross 11, P.Soden, A.Pocock & S.Enock 9 each. For The Spread N.Tame & J.Bowler 10 each, K.Empson & B.Newman 9 each & B.WorraIl8.

Ab.Utd. ‘A’ moved into 2nd place after beating Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2, despite them being short ofL.Clapton & J.Gapper. The leg scores were 13-12,8 (yes eight) 14, 11-10. For Utd. ‘A’ Graham ‘Golden Balls’ Brown 9, S.Pugh 8 & B.Carter 7. B.Spicer managed just 2 dolls – you might have been better off standing with your back to the doll and throwing the sticks over your shoulder Bill. For Utd. ‘B’ Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 9, P.Mulford & D.Davies 8 each & I.Morrison 7.

Ab. Con. Club & Ab. Legion drew 3-3 with leg scores of6-11, 13-13,9-8. For Con. Club J.Castle & J.Sirns 7 each. For The Legion D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7.

Ab.Utd. ‘c’ beat Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 12-14, 11-9, 10-8. For Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 12 & A.Gregory 8. In reply for Penlon V.Smith 9 & E.Jeffries 8.

                • Regards

                  Tosh

p.s. The sections will be formed after tonights matches. When doing this I will be taking into consideration not only who the top 5 scoring teams are but also who won the ‘B’ section last year. If you have any thoughts about the sections next week could you please put them down on a piece of paper and shove them where a monkey shoves his nuts.

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Match Reports Week 2

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Old Masters

2

2

0

0

  • 85

69

11

14.16

2

The Fox

2

2

0

0

  • 93

74

10

15.50

3

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

2

2

0

0

  • 94

78

9

15.66

4

Spread Eagle

2

1

0

1

  • 60

67

6

10.00

5

College Oak

2

0

1

1

  • 77

84

5

12.83

6

Ab. Con. Club

2

1

0

1

  • 68

74

5

11.33

7

Ab.Utd. ‘B’

2

0

0

2

  • 73

79

4

12.16

8

Penlon

2

1

0

1

  • 64

71

4

10.66

9

Ab. Legion

2

0

1

1

  • 71

80

3

11.83

10

Ab. Utd. ‘c’

2

0

0

2

  • 66

75

3

11.00

Game reports.

Ab. Legion & College Oak drew 3-3 with leg scores of 12-8,14-14,9-11. For The Legion P.Ealey included the fIrst 6 of the season in his cracking 14 dolls & J.Driver hit 9. In reply for The Oak D.Cross (fearing another adverse write up) hit 11, A.Pocock 8 & P.Soden 7. DJohns, standing in for F.Tracey managed just 1 doll (I shouldn’t have bothered, mate).

A disorganised Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 5-1 with leg scores of 13-12, 14-14, 14-11. For OM R.Lewis 11, T.Downes & A.Woollof9 each. For Utd ‘c’ A.Gregory 11, K.Souch 9 & S.Martin 8. Thanks to D.Sapey for making a guest appearance due to the late arrival ofG.Barguss (I’m going to get him a b****y watch for Xmas).

After a shaky start Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Con. Club 5-1 with leg scores of 13-13, 14-11, 18-10. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper top scored for the 2nd week running with 11 dolls. B.Spicer & G.Brown 9 each, L.Clapton & B.Carter 8 each. For Con. Club M.Hall ( guesting) 9 & J.Simms 8.

Penlon recorded a rare win when beating Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 14-9,9-9,9-9. For Penlon T.Lach & M.Jeffries 8 each. For The Spread J.Bowler managed 7 dolls.

A disgruntled Fox (that’s not like them!!!! ) beat Ab.Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-12,20-12, 15-14. For The Fox D.Butler 12, B.Parker 11, G.Chambers 9 & D.Rusher 8. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Milford (the well known typing error) top scored with 12 dolls, D.Davies 9 & B.Clapton 8.

              • Regards

                          • Tosh

p.s. I have provided ( thanks to Sue) soft rolls for tonight following complaints from Owen, saying that the crusty one’s were to hard and he was having to get Ron to chew them for him.

p.p.s. I would like to point out that any hints of sarcasm or cynicsm were purely intentional

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Match Report Week 1

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AYE

1

The Fox

1

1

0

0

  • 47

  • 36

6

15.66

2

Old Masters

1

1

0

0

  • 44

  • 32

6

14.66

3

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

1

1

0

0

  • 49

  • 44

4

16.33

4

Ab. Con. Club

1

1

0

0

  • 34

  • 29

4

11.33

5

Spread Eagle

1

1

0

0

  • 33

  • 35

4

11.00

6

College Oak

1

0

0

1

  • 44

  • 49

2

14.66

7

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

1

0

0

1

  • 35

  • 33

2

11.66

8

Ab. Utd. ‘c’

1

0

0

1

  • 29

  • 34

2

9.66

9

Ab. Legion

1

0

0

1

  • 36

  • 47

0

12.00

10

Penlon

1

0

0

1

  • 32

  • 44

0

10.66

 

  Game reports.

Old Masters kicked off the new season with a 6-0 win over Penlon with leg scores of 13-11, 17-12, 14-9. For OM J.Barguss 11, M.Halll0, T.Downes & A.Woolloff9 each. For Penlon V.Smith 10, T .Lach & T .Phipps 7 each.

Ab. Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-8,9-12, 13-9. For Con. Club T.Barratt 10, ‘new boy’ O.Gill9 & J.Simms 8. R.North throwing like a Jewish pig farmer managed just 1 doll. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 10 & A.Gregory 9.

The Fox beat Abingdon Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 17-12, 16-14, 14-10. For The Fox D.Butler hit a fine 13 dolls, M.Sheridan & B.Parker 11 each & M.Rusher 9. For Ab. Legion J.Driver also managed 13 dolls, B.Lacey 8 & D.Sapey 7.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-11,5-10, 16-14. For The Spread B.Worrell 8, S.Kinnaird & C.Crawford 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch 9, P.Mulford 8 & D.Davies 7.

A cracking game saw Ab. Utd. ‘A’ overcome a spirited College Oak 4-2. The leg scores were 19-14, 14-14,16-16. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper joined the ’13 club’, L.Clapton 11, G.Brown & T.Ward 9 each & P.Wright 7. For The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10, S.Enock 9, F.Tracey & D.Cross 7 each. D.Cross could have earned The Oak a draw when needing 2 to win the 3rd leg managed just 1 (t****r).

              • Regards

                Tosh

p.s. don’t forget the rolls on sale behind the bar – they’re even better this week!

p.p.s. the league will be formed after 4 games

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