Archive | 2010

Match Reports Week 15

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

DIFOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

15

11

2

2

640

520

  • 68

14.22

2

The Fox

15

11

1

3

667

549

  • 64

14.82

3

Old Masters

15

10

1

4

613

558

  • 56

13.62

4

College Oak

15

8

1

6

592

561

  • 51

13.15

‘B’Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

DIFOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

15

6

2

7

564

527

  • 49

12.53

2

Ab. Legion

15

7

2

6

533

565

  • 43

11.84

3

Spread Eagle

15

4

2

9

513

561

  • 38

11.40

4

Ab. Utd. ‘c’

15

3

1

11

502

560

  • 35

11.15

5

Ab. Con. Club

15

5

2

8

497

553

  • 34

11.04

6

Penlon

15

2

0

13

432

595

  • 12

9.60

Game reports.

Spread Eagle earned a creditable 3-3 draw with Ab. Utd. ‘A’ with leg scores of 10-14, 16-13, 13-13. For The Spread C.Crawford 11, J.Bowler 8, B.Worrell & N.Tame 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown 13, L.Clapton 9, S.Pugh 8 & J.Gapper 7

Ab. Legion beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 16-8, 16-13, 13-9. For The Legion J.Driver 13, D.Sapey 11, B.Lacey, P.Ealey & N.Haze1l7 each. For Penlon T.Lach 9 & T.Phipps 7. The Legions 45 dolls was their highest total ofthe season so far.

The Fox failed to take full advantage ofUtd. ‘A’s slip up when beating Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2. The leg scores were 14-11, 12-14, 16-9. For The Fox M.Sheridan 12, M.Rusher 11, D.Butler & B.Parker 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin & D.Harris 8 each, A.Gregory & K.Souch 7 each.

College Oak beat Ab.Utd. ‘B’ 6-0 with leg scores of 15-11, 16-13, 14-9. For The Oak A.Pocock & F.Tracey 10 each, P.Soden & D.Cross 9 each & S.Enock 7. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch1O & .B.Clapton 8. This was Utd. ‘B’s ftrst 6-0 defeat of the season.

Old Masters beat a depleted Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 10-7, 14-11, 13-8. For OM G.Barguss 12 & A.Woolloff 10. For The Con. Club M.Chadwick & J.Simms 7 each. R.North, throwing like a ruptured Bulgarian weight-lifter managed just 2 dolls. Bet you didn’t know that Ron is into hip-op …. don’t worry I’ll explain it next week. Nick ‘The Juggler’ Patterson making his ftrst indoor appearance hit 4 dolls. Nice to see you Nick and don’t worry you will soon get used to the p**s taking. Con. Clubs 26 dolls equalled their lowest total of the season.

              • Regards

                            • Tosh

p.s. Several people pointed out the mistakes I made in my notes last week. Nice to see that some of you actually read them for a change (sarcasm always was one of my strong points).

p.p.s. Sorry I cant be with you tonight but I’ve got an appointment with DB at OT. Good luck to all.

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Match Reports Week 14

‘A’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

14

11

1

2

600

481

65

14.28

2

The Fox

14

10

1

3

625

515

60

14.88

3

Old Masters

14

9

1

4

576

532

50

13.71

4

College Oak

14

7

1

6

547

528

45

13.02

‘B’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

14

6

2

6

531

482

49

12.64

2

Ab.Legion

14

6

2

6

488

535

37

11.61

3

Spread Eagle

14

4

1

9

474

521

35

11.28

4

Ab.Con. Club

14

5

2

7

471

516

34

11.21

5

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

14

3

1

10

468

518

33

11.14

6

Penlon

14

2

0

12

402

550

12

9.57

Game reports.

Old Masters beat Ab. Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 14-11, 20-12, 18-14. For OM J.Barguss hit a cracking 15 dolls, A.Woolloff 12, T.Downes 11 & G.Barguss 9. In reply for the Legion N.Hazell 11 & P.Ealey 10. OM’s 52 dolls was easily their highest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ extended their lead at the top of the ‘B’ section after a 6-0 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 14-10, 12-8, 13-8. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 12, P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & .D.Davies 7. For the Con. Club T.Barrett top scored with 9 dolls. Con. Clubs 26 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

The Fox beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 19-11, 15-12, 11-9. For The Fox N.Nuttall 12, B.Parker 11, M.Rusher 10 & D.Butler 8. For The Spread J.Bowler 9 & .B.Worrell 8. B.Newman clanged off the first 5 dolls but his arm tightened and his a**e twitched and then managed to hit just 1 doll in his next 13 sticks.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ produced the 4th 6-0 win of the night when they beat Penlon with leg scores of 12-7, 15-8, 14-6. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 10, S.Pugh 9, J.Gapper & P.Wright 8 each. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 8 dolls. The rest could not have scored in a br*****.

Ab. Utd. ‘C’ beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 14-13, 13-7, 6-16. D.Harris top scored for Utd. ‘C’ with 8 dolls, A.Gregory amazingly out done Bert by hitting a 6 in the first leg then followed it with a 1 and a blob. P.Arnold also scored 7. For The Oak F.Tracey included a 6 in his 11 dolls, P.Soden 8, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each. S.Enock throwing like a Swiss clockmaker with no fingers hit X-X-3. 

Regards

Tosh

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Match Reports Week 13

‘A’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

13

10

1

2

559

460

59

14.33

2

The Fox

13

9

1

3

580

483

54

14.87

3

Old Masters

13

8

1

4

524

495

44

13.43

4

College Oak

13

7

1

5

511

495

43

13.10

‘B’ Section

 

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

13

5

2

6

492

456

43

12.61

2

Ab. Legion

13

6

2

5

451

483

37

11.56

3

Spread Eagle

13

4

1

8

442

476

35

11.33

4

Ab. Con. Club

13

5

2

6

445

477

34

11.41

5

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

13

2

1

10

435

482

29

11.15

6

Penlon

13

2

0

11

381

509

12

9.76

Game reports.

A ‘funny old game’ saw The Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 10-9, 21-13, 10-7 (check them scores out).

For The Fox N.Nuttall12, M.Sheridan hit 1-6-1, D.Butler & B.Parker also scored 8 dolls each. In reply for Penlon V.Smith 9 & T.Lach 8.

A cracking game saw Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-13, 14-15, 17-13. For OM A.Woolloff throwing like a Dutch speed skater on E’s included a 6 in his 14 dolls, G.Barguss & T.Downes each hit 10. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper 11, G.Brown 10 & S.Pugh 9. OM’s 45 dolls equalled their highest total of the season despite 2 blobs.

Ab.Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 16-9, 12-20. For The Legion D.Sapey 11, J.Driver 10, P.Ealey 8 & N.Hazell 7. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch included a 6 in his 11 dolls (his first double figures of the season), D.Davies 9, P.Mulford & I.Morrison 7 each.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 13-8, 15-13. For The Spread J.Bowler 10, R.Worrell 9, S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 7 each. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 8 dolls. This was the Spreads first 6-0 win of the season & Utd. ‘C’s first 6-0 defeat.

Ab.Con. Club beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 10-8, 11-20, 14-12. For Con. Club a back to form O.Gill top scored with 11, T.Barrett 8 & J.Castle 7. M.Haynes managed a 1-1-1 ‘Nelson’, 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 b**l. (Lets see if Paul edits this). In reply for The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10 & F.Tracey 7.

p.s. Don’t forget its competitions next week (24th) and all Captains have copies of this so no excuses for not knowing who’s playing. Anyone asking what competition’s are being played will be totally ignored.

Regards

Tosh

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Match Reports Week 12 and Week 9

A Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AVE

1

Ab.Utd. ‘A’

12

10

1

1

518

419

  • 57

14.38

2

The Fox

12

8

1

3

539

454

  • 48

14.97

3

College Oak

12

7

1

4

471

460

  • 41

13.08

4

Old Masters

12

7

1

4

479

454

  • 40

13.30

B Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

12

5

2

5

452

414

  • 41

12.55

2

Ab. Legion

12

5

2

5

409

443

  • 33

11.36

3

Ab. Con. Club

12

4

2

6

410

437

  • 30

11.38

4

Ab.Utd. ‘C’

12

2

1

9

406

443

  • 29

11.27

5

Spread Eagle

12

3

1

8

403

447

  • 29

11.19

6

Penlon

12

2

0

10

352

468

  • 12

9.77

Game reports.

Ab.Legion beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 12-9,12-11, 13-10. For The Legion D.Sapey & lDriver 10 each & P.Ealey 7. In reply for Con. Club J.Castle & T.Barrett 8 each. This was Legions first 6-0 win of the season.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘B’ with leg scores of 13-13, 13-15, 19-12. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown 11, L.Clapton, P.Wright & S.Pugh 9 each & J.Gapper 7. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford & I.Morrison 10 each, B.Clapton & D.Davies (no not Dickie – that’s his dad) 8 each.

In a close game The Fox overcame Old Masters 5-1 with leg scores of 16-16, 17-14, 16-15. For The Fox M.Sheridan hit a cracking 14 dolls, Norman ‘where the hell has he been all season’ Nuttall12, D.Butler 10 & B.Parker 9. For OM ‘The Barguss Boys’ 11 each, A.Woolloff 10 & T.Downes 8. OM’s highest total of the season was to no avail.

College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-10, 11-8,9-14. For The Oak D.Cross 10 & F.Tracey 7. For The Spread J.Bowler 10, S.Kinnaird 8 & B.Newman 7.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 15-7, 13-7, 14-6. For Utd. ‘c’ K.Souch 10, D.Harris 9, A.Gregory & S.Martin 8 each & P.Arnold 7. In reply for Penlon M.Jeffries top scored with 8 dolls. E.Jeffries & T.Phipps managed 1 doll each (should have gone to specsavers). Utd ‘C’s 42 dolls was their highest total of the season so far and their first 6-0 win. Penlons 20 dolls was their lowest total of the season.

p.s. Ron, if you would like this in Braille please let me know.

                • Regards

                  Tosh

The following game reports are for the rearranged week 9 games which were played on Thursday 4th of February.

Ab.Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 14-10, 15-10, 18-10. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 12, B.Spicer 11, G.Brown 10 & J.Gapper 9. For The Legion D.Sapey 12 & P.Ealey 7. I think The Legion were suffering

from a bout of ten-donitis. Do you get it, ten-doni oh! forget it.

College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 15-7, 16-12, 12-4. For The Oak A.Pocock & S.Enock 11 each, D.Cross 9 & F.Tracey 7. In reply for Penlon T.Lach 8 & V.Smith hit 7 but the rest were c**p. J.Carter & M.Jeffries throwing like aggrophobic Venezuaelan pot-holers managed 2 dolls each. This was the Oak’s first 6-0 win of the season.

Old Masters had to come from behind (good skill) to beat 4 man Spread Eagle with leg scores of 8-10, 15-10, 15-13. For OM T.Ward (guesting) included a 6 in his 13 dolls, T.Downes 9, M.Hall & A.Woolloff7 each. For The Spread B.Newman 9, S.Kinnaird, J.Bowler & a disgruntled D.Mott 8 each.

Ab.Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 (obviously) with Ab.Utd.’C’ with leg scores of 10-10, 13-8,9-13. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison top scored with 10 dolls. I think Stevie Wonder was the second highest scorer. For Utd. ‘c’ P.Arnold 8, A.Gregory & S.Martin 7 each.

The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 5-1 with leg scores of 15-5, 16-13, 11-11. For The Fox a below par M.Sheridan managed only 11 dolls, N.Nuttalll0, M.Rusher 9 & B.Parkers 7 dolls included a first leg blob. For Con. Club M.Chadwick top scored with 8. The less said about the others the better.

p.s. Stevie Wonder thanked Utd. ‘B’ for the game. Although he said he couldn’t see what you saw in the game he did send the following text message. “pu* v/\2_lt)£ :=ma&l,% s?/d q< t;z9f S*-t!”

p.p.s. You would not believe the sleepless nights I have thinking up this twaddle.

                • Regards

                            • Tosh

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Match Reports Week 11

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

DIFOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

9

9

0

0

387

308

  • 46

14.33

2

The Fox

10

6

1

3

448

380

  • 38

14.93

3

Old Masters

10

6

1

3

396

372

  • 35

13.20

4

College Oak

9

5

1

3

354

366

  • 27

13.11

‘B’Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

DIFOR

D/AGT

  • PTS

AYE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

10

5

0

5

380

338

  • 35

12.66

2

Ab. Con. Club

10

4

2

4

351

358

  • 29

11.70

3

Ab. Legion

10

4

2

4

342

366

  • 27

11.40

4

Spread Eagle

10

3

1

6

338

376

  • 25

11.26

5

Ab. Utd. ‘c’

10

1

0

9

333

391

  • 20

11.10

6

Penlon

10

2

0

8

309

383

  • 12

10.30

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ inflicted a third straight defeat on 4 man Fox with a 6-0 win. The leg scores were 11-10, 15-14, 15-9. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford, B.Clapton & D.Davies each scored 10 & I.Morrison 7. For The Fox M.Sheridan included a 6 in his 14 dolls & B.Parker 11. P . Stone managed just 3 dolls – ( have you thought of joining the Wednesday night crib league Paul).

Spread Eagle beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 10-9, 11-9, 12-12. For The Spread B.Newman 9 & S.Kinnaird 7. In reply for Penlon V.Smith top scored with 8 dolls.

College Oak beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 10-16, 17-11, 12-10. For The Oak A.Pocock included a 6 in his 11 dolls, D.Cross 8, P.Soden & F.Tracey 7 each. For The Legion D.Sapey 10, J.Driver 8, B.Lacey &

P .Ealey 7 each.

Old Masters beat Ab.Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores of5 (yes f…f. .. five) -7, 17-8, 15-11. For OM T.Downes 11, J.Barguss 9 & G.Barguss 8. For Utd. ‘c’ K.Souch 8 & S.Martin 7. For A.Gregory read write up for P.Stone.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ took full advantage of The Foxs setback by beating Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 15-10, 16-14, 16-7. For Utd. ‘A’ B.Spicer 12, L.Clapton 11, S.Pugh 10 & G.Brown 9. In reply for Con Club M.Haynes 9 & T.Barrett 7.

p.s. After tonights singles preliminary round I will have a better idea of how to get outstanding competition games played. I’ve decided against playing any Captains Cup games after a league night as would be something else for someone to whinge about.

p.p.s. Bill, if you could let me know when it would be conveinient for you to play your Fives semi final so that I can arrange all the other competitions around it.

              • Regards

                Tosh

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Match Reports Week 10 (week 9 on 4th Feb)

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab.Utd. ‘A’

8

8

0

0

340

277

40

14.16

2

The Fox

9

6

1

2

415

339

38

15.37

3

Old Masters

9

5

1

3

359

346

31

13.29

4

College Oak

8

4

1

3

315

329

23

13.12

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

D/FOR

D/AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

9

4

0

5

339

305

29

12.55

2

Ab. Con. Club

9

4

2

3

320

311

29

11.85

3

Ab. Legion

9

4

2

3

305

327

25

11.29

4

Spread Eagle

9

2

1

6

305

346

20

11.29

5

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

9

1

0

8

307

354

18

11.37

6

Penlon

9

2

0

7

279

350

11

10.33

Game reports.

Ab. Con. Club kicked off a delayed start to the new year with a 4-2 win over Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 12-8, 9-12, 15-9. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 11 & J.Castle 9. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin & P.Arnold hit 8 each. Utd. ‘C’s 29 dolls equalled their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Legion beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 14-12, 7-18, 14-12. For The Legion P.Ealey 11, D.Sapey & J.Driver 7 each. For The Fox D.Butler included a 6 in his cracking 15 dolls, D.Rusher & B.Parker 9 each. This was The Fox’s 2nd defeat on the trot.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Spread Eagle 5-1 with leg scores of 12-5, 14-14, 14-10. For Ab. Utd. ‘B’ D.Davies 11, Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton & I.Morrison 10 each. For The Spread S.Kinnaird 8 & B.Newman 7.

Old Masters beat The Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 14-8, 14-11, 16-14. For OM T.Downes 12, G.Barguss included a 6 in his 11 dolls, M.Hall, A.Woolloff & J.Barguss each scored 7 dolls. For Penlon ‘Steady Eddie’ Jeffries 8, J.Carter & T.Phipps 7 each. OM’s 44 dolls equalled their highest total of the season so far.

Due to a total misunderstanding the game between College Oak & Ab. Utd. ‘A’ had to be cancelled, which leaves me with bit of a headache as to when I can get it rearranged. But, hey-ho.

Regards

Tosh

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