Archive | February, 2012

Recruiting New Players

Beginning of a new Season

ARE YOU A TEAM LOOKING FOR PLAYERS ARE YOU A PLAYER LOOKING FOR A TEAM

With the summer league on the horizon, talk has turned to who’s signing on and who isn’t. It’s rapidly becoming clear that some teams are going to be short of signings for the coming summer season.

On Wednesday I was approached by a couple of teams asking if I was aware of anyone looking for a game this year. One is the Spread Eagle and the other is Abingdon Utd A who will be moving to Wootton British Legion. Presumably changing their name to Wootton Legion A.

So, from now until the team sheets are due I’ll put anyone who emails me with wanting players in touch with people who want to play. Ill get our webmaster involved and we can have a kind of classified adverts for teams and players going. (I haven’t asked him yet but he’s really really nice)

The teams will accept any ability as long as you’re keen and prepared to make every game. This could be an opportunity for someone new to the game who wants to play or for a veteran who wishes to play somewhere nearer home.

There is no prerequisite to compete in any of the competitions.

Its always difficult to recruit new players so if I can put a few people in touch with each other then great. Teams need 12 people signed on but you can have more. Remember no one wants to be leading the table only to find everyone is on holiday at the same time.

Aunt Sally is one of the coolest sports there is. When I mention to anyone that I play I’m bombarded with questions “what’s its like to play” “where can i go to watch it played” I liken it to the playboy lifestyle of modern premiership footballers. Fast cars, great Clubs and the groupies are endless, you are literally fighting them off with er……Aunt Sally stick.

Don’t believe me? this guy plays number 6 for the Plough

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Week 14 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

14

10

2

2

605

477

65

14.40

2

Spread Eagle

14

10

0

4

603

473

59

14.35

3

The Fox

14

9

0

5

551

483

56

13.11

4

College Oak

14

9

2

3

576

504

54

13.71

5

Old Masters

14

9

0

5

558

493

54

13.28

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

14

7

2

5

514

492

44

12.23

2

Ab. Legion

14

7

1

6

502

496

41

11.95

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

14

2

2

10

418

544

21

9.95

4

Penlon

14

1

0

13

342

517

13

8.14

5

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

14

1

1

12

328

508

13

7.80

Game reports.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 13-11, 16-7, 16-7. For The Spread G.Brown 12, M.Phillips 10, S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 8 each & J.Bowler 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 8 dolls. Not going to say anything about P.Arnolds’ 1 doll as he gets a bit ‘punchy’.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 11-11, 9-10, 19-12. For Utd. ‘B’ T.Ward included a 6 in his 11 dolls, which delighted his grand-daughter Lili-Mae, who was watching. D.Holmes 8, D.Bowler & D.Davies 7 each. For Con. Club J.Sims hit a cracking 14 dolls & J.Castle 8.

College Oak beat The Fox 5-1 – their heaviest defeat of the season. The leg scores were 13-13, 15-12, 15-12. For The Oak L.Clapton 12, P.Soden 10, A.Pocock, C.Crawford & S.Enock 7 each. For The Fox B.Parker 11, D.Butler 10, N.Nuttall 8 & D.Rusher 7. I think P.Stone questioned my memory recently, but I do seem to remember you only hitting 1 doll tonight Paul.

In the bottom of the table clash Penlon recorded their 1st win of the season. It was a 4-2 win over Ab. Utd. ‘A’ with leg scores of 7-8, 10-8, 9-8, something Utd. ‘A’ absolutely ‘eighted’. For Penlon T.Lach 9 & T.Phipps 7. In reply for ‘The Muckspreaders’ D.Warrell top scored with 8, despite a 3rd leg blob.

Ab. Legion beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 13-11, 15-7. For The Legion N.Hazell & D.Sapey 9 each, N.Tait & P.Ealey 7 each. For OM J.Barguss top scored for the 5th week running, this week hitting 9 dolls. T.Downes & A.Woolloff 8 each. G.Bargus managed a ‘Nelson’. That’s 1-1-1 – ( 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 b**l), & J.Lessa…J.Lesac… J.Lessi…Jason managed just 1 doll.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Despite last weeks note the raffle was again short of money.

p.p.s. Don’t want to go on about the poor sale of the rolls, but last week with over 50 people present we managed to sell just 18 – ( and I bought 2 of them ) – come on lads you know we rely on this extra income.

Top Dolls Week 12

‘A’ Section Player M Dolls Ave. 1 J.Simmons 12 144 4.00 2 B.Parker 12 133 3.69 3 T.Downes 12 121 3.36 4 L.Clapton 11 118 3.57 5 D.Bowler 12 113 3.13 6 D.Davies 12 112 3.11 7 G.Brown 11 103 3.12 8 D.Holmes 12 96 2.66 9 J.Barguss 11 95 2.87 10= G.Barguss 11 94 2.84 10= P.Soden 12 94 2.61 ‘B’ Section Player M Dolls Ave 1 T.Barrett 12 120 3.33 2 C.Brind 11 106 3.21 3 S.Martin 12 96 2.66 4 P.Wiblin 12 89 2.47 5 J.Castle 12 87 2.41 6 D.Sapey 12 86 2.38 7 N.Tait 10 81 2.70 8 P.Ealey 12 76 2.11 9= A.Gregory 11 75 2.27 9= T.Lach 11 75 2.27 9= D.Harris 12 75 2.08

Week 13 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

13

10

1

2

566

444

62

14.51

2

The Fox

13

9

0

4

514

440

55

13.17

3

Spread Eagle

13

9

0

4

558

448

53

14.30

4

Old Masters

13

9

0

4

529

455

52

13.56

5

College Oak

13

8

2

3

533

467

49

13.66

‘B’ Section

TEA

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

13

7

1

5

481

453

41

12.33

2

Ab. Legion

13

6

1

6

464

467

37

11.89

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

13

2

2

9

393

499

21

10.07

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

13

1

1

11

304

482

11

7.79

5

Penlon

13

0

0

13

316

493

9

8.10

Game reports.

The Fox beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 11-7, 9-7, 12-9. For The Fox D.Butler 12, D.Rusher 8 & B.Parker 7.. In reply for ‘The Wurzels’ D.Warrell top scored with 7.

Spread Eagle beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 17-8, 16-11, 13-9. For The Spread M.Phillips 12, J.Simmons, S.Kinnaird & G.Brown 9 each & B.Newman 7. For Penlon M.Jeffries 10 & T.Lach 9. R.Holmes managed just 1 doll. Rog, have you tried rubbing your sticks down with Viagra – that way you may be able to get them up (another sleepness night thinking up this twaddle).

Ab.Con. Club beat Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 12-9, 12-9, 11-9. There’s got to be a 9 9 9 joke in there somewhere but it escapes at the moment. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 11 & J.Sims 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 8 & D.Harris 7.

College Oak beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 12-15, 16-10. For The Oak P.Soden 10, L.Clapton 9, A.Pocock 8, C.Crawford & S.Enock 7 each. For The Legion N.Hazell & C.Brind 10 each & P.Ealey 7.

Old Masters took advantage of some dodgy calling to beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2. The leg scores were 10-12, 15-14, 18-14. For OM, the in form J.Barguss top scored for the 4th week running, this time hitting 12 dolls. A.Wooloff 10 (that was 8 dolls plus the 2 bonus one’s), G.Barguss 9 & T.Downes 8. For the disgruntled Utd. ‘B’, their Irish star Dean O’Bowler top scored with 10, Dave ‘Disgusted’ Davies 9, D.Holmes, B.Clapton & I.Morrison 7 each.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. I may have to bring in a new rule about the use of partially sighted callers !

p.p.s. The raffle was short of money for the 3rd week running. Come on lads play the white man and make sure you put your money in.

p.p.p.s. Competitions next week so make sure you know whats going on. Captains, you have had the info so no excuses.

Week 12 Match Reports

(delayed due to Tosh’s internet and memory difficulties)

‘A’Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

12

10

1

1

526

401

60

14.61

2

The Fox

12

8

0

4

479

417

49

13.30

3

Old Masters

12

8

0

4

486

415

48

13.50

4

Spread Eagle

12

8

0

4

512

420

47

14.22

5

College Oak

12

7

2

3

492

431

45

13.66

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

12

6

1

5

446

426

35

12.38

2

Ab. Legion

12

6

1

5

428

426

35

11.88

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

12

2

2

8

366

464

21

10.16

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

12

1

1

10

281

447

11

7.80

5

Penlon

12

0

0

12

288

447

9

8.00

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 5-1 with leg scores of 17-9, 15-11, 14-14. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Holmes & D.Bowler 11 each, D.Davies 10, B.Clapton & I.Morrison 7 each. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory included a 6 in his 12 & S.Martin hit 8.

Ab. Con. Clubs’ lowest total of the season (32) was enough to overcome Penlon 4-2. The leg scores were 11-6, 9-11, 12-5. For Con. Club T.Barrett 9 & J.Castle 8. For Penlon….. well, for once words fail me. You must score 7 to get a mention….so there’s a target for you boys. (Might have to make an exception for you though).

The Fox beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 13-19, 14-12. For The Fox B.Parker 11, D.Butler, N.Nuttall & N.Weston 8 each. In reply for The Spread J.Simmons 12, G.Brown 11 & M.Phillips 7

Old Masters beat College oak 4-2 with leg scores of 16-13, 16-14, 12-14. For OM J.Barguss 12, T.Downes 9, G.Barguss & A.Woolloff 8 each & M.Hall 7. For The Oak L.Clapton 12, P.Soden & C.Crawford 8 each & S.Enock 7.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 4-2 with leg scores of 8-5, 11-7, 10-12. For The Legion N.Tait top scored with 11 dolls. For Utd. ‘A’ Jim Warrell 9 & R.Pepperell 8. Won’t say to much about M.Ashmalls’ dreaded X-X-X as he is a b****y nice bloke – c**p at Aunt Sally, but a b****y nice bloke.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Don’t forget Matts’ Quiz Night on Friday (10th) at 8 o’clock. The Club would appreciate your support. I thought I heard there was £500 up for grabs, but I might have got that wrong. Interested ? – speak to Matt.