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Top Dolls (Week 16)

By on 12th March 2012 in Winter League Reports

TOP DOLLS

Week 16

‘A’ Section

Player

M

Dolls

Ave.

1

J.Simmons

15

178

3.95

2

B.Parker

16

173

3.60

3

L.Clapton

15

154

3.42

4

T.Downes

16

146

3.04

5

D.Davies

16

145

3.02

6=

G.Brown

15

142

3.15

6=

D.Bowler

16

142

2.95

8

D.Butler

14

135

3.21

9

J.Barguss

15

128

2.84

10

A.Woolloff

15

127

2.82

‘B’ Section

Player

M

Dolls

Ave

1

T.Barrett

16

154

3.20

2

C.Brind

14

138

3.28

3

S.Martin

16

131

2.72

4

D.Sapey

16

115

2.39

5

J.Castle

16

114

2.37

6

T.Lach

15

112

2.48

7

A.Gregory

15

104

2.31

8=

N.Tait

14

103

2.45

8=

J.Sims

14

103

2.45

10

P.Ealey

16

101

2.10

Week 16 Match Reports

By on 12th March 2012 in Winter League Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

16

11

2

3

686

554

71

14.29

2

Spread Eagle

16

12

0

4

698

547

69

14.54

3

The Fox

16

10

1

5

639

556

63

13.31

4

Old Masters

16

10

1

5

626

562

61

13.04

5

College Oak

16

10

2

4

644

569

60

13.41

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Legion

16

8

1

7

576

565

49

12.00

2

Ab. Con. Club

16

7

2

7

579

571

48

12.06

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

16

3

2

11

484

611

27

10.08

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

16

2

1

13

392

584

17

8.16

5

Penlon

16

1

0

15

395

590

15

8.22

Game reports.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 17-9, 12-13, 19-15. For The Spread J.Simmons 13, J.Bowler 11, G.Brown & M.Phillips 9 each. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 11 & M.Haynes 9. The Spreads’ 48 dolls was their highest total of the season.

Ab. Utd. ‘C’ beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 9-8, 18-10, 7-15. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 9 & P.Arnold 7. Pete, after hitting a 5 in the 2nd leg got over excited & blobbed in the 3rd. For The Oak D.Cross10 & A.Pocock 8. The Oaks’ 33 dolls was their lowest total so far. Two of Utd. ‘C’s 3 wins have come against ‘A’ section opposition.

Old Masters drew 3-3 with The Fox, the first draw of the season for both teams. The leg scores were 8-16, 15-11, 14-14. For OM A.Woolloff 11, M.Hall 9 & J.Barguss 7. In reply for The Fox B.Parker 11, N.Nuttall 9, D.Butler & N.Weston 8 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ regained top spot after a 6-0 win over Ab. Utd. ‘A’. The leg scores were 17-11, 14-12, 13-7. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Davies & I.Morrison 10 each, B.Clapton & M.Davies (making his 1st appearance of the season) 9 each. For Utd ‘A’ R.Pepperell 9 & Jon Warrell 7. M.Ashmall recorded his highest total of the season – 6. This doubled his previous best.

Ab. Legion beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 14-10, 17-7, 7-5. For The Legion C.Brind 12, D.Sapey 9 & N.Hazell 7. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 8 dolls. Penlon played with 4 players for the 2nd week running, due to the non-appearance of “Sleepy Ed” Jeffries.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Good luck to all in the competitions tonight , and don’t forget the 3 stick rule

Week 15 Match Reports

By on 4th March 2012 in Winter League Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Spread Eagle

15

11

0

4

650

510

65

14.44

2

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

15

10

2

3

642

524

65

14.26

3

The Fox

15

10

0

5

598

519

60

13.28

4

College Oak

15

10

2

3

611

535

58

13.57

5

Old Masters

15

10

0

5

589

521

58

13.08

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

15

7

2

6

542

525

46

12.04

2

Ab. Legion

15

7

1

7

538

543

43

11.95

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

15

2

2

11

450

578

23

10.00

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

15

2

1

12

362

540

17

8.04

5

Penlon

15

1

0

14

373

552

15

8.28

Game reports.

College Oak overcame 4 man Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 9-10, 13-10. For The Oak L.Clapton 9, A.Pocock & C.Crawford 7 each. D.Cross needing 1 to draw the 2nd leg managed to blob. For Penlon T.Lach 11 & R.Holmes 10. Penlon equalled their highest total of the season (31) despite being a man short.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-10, 14-16, 8-6. For Utd. ‘A’ R.Pepperall 11 & Jon Warrell 7. Utd. ‘A’s 34 dolls was their highest total of the season. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 11 & S.Martin 10.

The Fox beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 15-10, 17-10, 15-16. For The Fox D.Butler clanged off 13 dolls, B.Parker 11, N.Weston 9, D.Rusher & N.Nuttall 7 each. Nigel had a ‘senior moment’ in the 2nd leg when after hitting the winning doll started to walk, even though he still had 2 sticks in his hand. When the penny eventually dropped he did see the funny side of it. In reply for The Legion C.Brind 10, N.Hazell 8 & P.Ealey 7.

Old Masters struggled to a 4-2 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 5-6 (yes 5-6), 13-10, 13-12. OM could not believe their luck when Con. Club set 6 in the first leg, and Con. Club could not believe theirs when OM managed only 5. Pathetic. For OM G.Barguss top scored with 10 dolls. In reply for Con. Club J.Castle 8 & R.North 7. P.Wiblin throwing like a short-sighted Argentinian corned beef inspector managed just 1 doll.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 6-0 to go level on points with them at the top. The leg scores were 14-11, 16-13, 17-13. For The Spread J.Simmons included a 6 in his 12 dolls, M.Phillips hit 10 after a 1st leg blob, G.Brown 9, J.Bowler & B.Newman 8 each. That’s five 6-0 wins in the last 6 games for them. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ T.Ward 9, D.Holmes 8, D.Davies & I.Morrison 7 each. Utd. ‘B’s 1st 6-0 defeat of the season coincided with their lowest total (37).

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Next week it’s the 2nd Fives semi-final followed by the pairs competition, which will be played down to the semi-final.

Week 14 Match Reports

By on 19th February 2012 in Winter League Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

14

10

2

2

605

477

65

14.40

2

Spread Eagle

14

10

0

4

603

473

59

14.35

3

The Fox

14

9

0

5

551

483

56

13.11

4

College Oak

14

9

2

3

576

504

54

13.71

5

Old Masters

14

9

0

5

558

493

54

13.28

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

14

7

2

5

514

492

44

12.23

2

Ab. Legion

14

7

1

6

502

496

41

11.95

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

14

2

2

10

418

544

21

9.95

4

Penlon

14

1

0

13

342

517

13

8.14

5

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

14

1

1

12

328

508

13

7.80

Game reports.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 13-11, 16-7, 16-7. For The Spread G.Brown 12, M.Phillips 10, S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 8 each & J.Bowler 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 8 dolls. Not going to say anything about P.Arnolds’ 1 doll as he gets a bit ‘punchy’.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 11-11, 9-10, 19-12. For Utd. ‘B’ T.Ward included a 6 in his 11 dolls, which delighted his grand-daughter Lili-Mae, who was watching. D.Holmes 8, D.Bowler & D.Davies 7 each. For Con. Club J.Sims hit a cracking 14 dolls & J.Castle 8.

College Oak beat The Fox 5-1 – their heaviest defeat of the season. The leg scores were 13-13, 15-12, 15-12. For The Oak L.Clapton 12, P.Soden 10, A.Pocock, C.Crawford & S.Enock 7 each. For The Fox B.Parker 11, D.Butler 10, N.Nuttall 8 & D.Rusher 7. I think P.Stone questioned my memory recently, but I do seem to remember you only hitting 1 doll tonight Paul.

In the bottom of the table clash Penlon recorded their 1st win of the season. It was a 4-2 win over Ab. Utd. ‘A’ with leg scores of 7-8, 10-8, 9-8, something Utd. ‘A’ absolutely ‘eighted’. For Penlon T.Lach 9 & T.Phipps 7. In reply for ‘The Muckspreaders’ D.Warrell top scored with 8, despite a 3rd leg blob.

Ab. Legion beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 13-11, 15-7. For The Legion N.Hazell & D.Sapey 9 each, N.Tait & P.Ealey 7 each. For OM J.Barguss top scored for the 5th week running, this week hitting 9 dolls. T.Downes & A.Woolloff 8 each. G.Bargus managed a ‘Nelson’. That’s 1-1-1 – ( 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 b**l), & J.Lessa…J.Lesac… J.Lessi…Jason managed just 1 doll.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Despite last weeks note the raffle was again short of money.

p.p.s. Don’t want to go on about the poor sale of the rolls, but last week with over 50 people present we managed to sell just 18 – ( and I bought 2 of them ) – come on lads you know we rely on this extra income.

Top Dolls Week 12

By on 13th February 2012 in Winter League Reports

‘A’ Section Player M Dolls Ave. 1 J.Simmons 12 144 4.00 2 B.Parker 12 133 3.69 3 T.Downes 12 121 3.36 4 L.Clapton 11 118 3.57 5 D.Bowler 12 113 3.13 6 D.Davies 12 112 3.11 7 G.Brown 11 103 3.12 8 D.Holmes 12 96 2.66 9 J.Barguss 11 95 2.87 10= G.Barguss 11 94 2.84 10= P.Soden 12 94 2.61 ‘B’ Section Player M Dolls Ave 1 T.Barrett 12 120 3.33 2 C.Brind 11 106 3.21 3 S.Martin 12 96 2.66 4 P.Wiblin 12 89 2.47 5 J.Castle 12 87 2.41 6 D.Sapey 12 86 2.38 7 N.Tait 10 81 2.70 8 P.Ealey 12 76 2.11 9= A.Gregory 11 75 2.27 9= T.Lach 11 75 2.27 9= D.Harris 12 75 2.08

Week 13 Match Reports

By on 10th February 2012 in Winter League Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

13

10

1

2

566

444

62

14.51

2

The Fox

13

9

0

4

514

440

55

13.17

3

Spread Eagle

13

9

0

4

558

448

53

14.30

4

Old Masters

13

9

0

4

529

455

52

13.56

5

College Oak

13

8

2

3

533

467

49

13.66

‘B’ Section

TEA

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

13

7

1

5

481

453

41

12.33

2

Ab. Legion

13

6

1

6

464

467

37

11.89

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

13

2

2

9

393

499

21

10.07

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

13

1

1

11

304

482

11

7.79

5

Penlon

13

0

0

13

316

493

9

8.10

Game reports.

The Fox beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 11-7, 9-7, 12-9. For The Fox D.Butler 12, D.Rusher 8 & B.Parker 7.. In reply for ‘The Wurzels’ D.Warrell top scored with 7.

Spread Eagle beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 17-8, 16-11, 13-9. For The Spread M.Phillips 12, J.Simmons, S.Kinnaird & G.Brown 9 each & B.Newman 7. For Penlon M.Jeffries 10 & T.Lach 9. R.Holmes managed just 1 doll. Rog, have you tried rubbing your sticks down with Viagra – that way you may be able to get them up (another sleepness night thinking up this twaddle).

Ab.Con. Club beat Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 12-9, 12-9, 11-9. There’s got to be a 9 9 9 joke in there somewhere but it escapes at the moment. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 11 & J.Sims 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 8 & D.Harris 7.

College Oak beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 12-15, 16-10. For The Oak P.Soden 10, L.Clapton 9, A.Pocock 8, C.Crawford & S.Enock 7 each. For The Legion N.Hazell & C.Brind 10 each & P.Ealey 7.

Old Masters took advantage of some dodgy calling to beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2. The leg scores were 10-12, 15-14, 18-14. For OM, the in form J.Barguss top scored for the 4th week running, this time hitting 12 dolls. A.Wooloff 10 (that was 8 dolls plus the 2 bonus one’s), G.Barguss 9 & T.Downes 8. For the disgruntled Utd. ‘B’, their Irish star Dean O’Bowler top scored with 10, Dave ‘Disgusted’ Davies 9, D.Holmes, B.Clapton & I.Morrison 7 each.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. I may have to bring in a new rule about the use of partially sighted callers !

p.p.s. The raffle was short of money for the 3rd week running. Come on lads play the white man and make sure you put your money in.

p.p.p.s. Competitions next week so make sure you know whats going on. Captains, you have had the info so no excuses.

Week 12 Match Reports

By on 8th February 2012 in Winter League Reports

(delayed due to Tosh’s internet and memory difficulties)

‘A’Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

12

10

1

1

526

401

60

14.61

2

The Fox

12

8

0

4

479

417

49

13.30

3

Old Masters

12

8

0

4

486

415

48

13.50

4

Spread Eagle

12

8

0

4

512

420

47

14.22

5

College Oak

12

7

2

3

492

431

45

13.66

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

12

6

1

5

446

426

35

12.38

2

Ab. Legion

12

6

1

5

428

426

35

11.88

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

12

2

2

8

366

464

21

10.16

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

12

1

1

10

281

447

11

7.80

5

Penlon

12

0

0

12

288

447

9

8.00

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 5-1 with leg scores of 17-9, 15-11, 14-14. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Holmes & D.Bowler 11 each, D.Davies 10, B.Clapton & I.Morrison 7 each. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory included a 6 in his 12 & S.Martin hit 8.

Ab. Con. Clubs’ lowest total of the season (32) was enough to overcome Penlon 4-2. The leg scores were 11-6, 9-11, 12-5. For Con. Club T.Barrett 9 & J.Castle 8. For Penlon….. well, for once words fail me. You must score 7 to get a mention….so there’s a target for you boys. (Might have to make an exception for you though).

The Fox beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 13-19, 14-12. For The Fox B.Parker 11, D.Butler, N.Nuttall & N.Weston 8 each. In reply for The Spread J.Simmons 12, G.Brown 11 & M.Phillips 7

Old Masters beat College oak 4-2 with leg scores of 16-13, 16-14, 12-14. For OM J.Barguss 12, T.Downes 9, G.Barguss & A.Woolloff 8 each & M.Hall 7. For The Oak L.Clapton 12, P.Soden & C.Crawford 8 each & S.Enock 7.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 4-2 with leg scores of 8-5, 11-7, 10-12. For The Legion N.Tait top scored with 11 dolls. For Utd. ‘A’ Jim Warrell 9 & R.Pepperell 8. Won’t say to much about M.Ashmalls’ dreaded X-X-X as he is a b****y nice bloke – c**p at Aunt Sally, but a b****y nice bloke.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Don’t forget Matts’ Quiz Night on Friday (10th) at 8 o’clock. The Club would appreciate your support. I thought I heard there was £500 up for grabs, but I might have got that wrong. Interested ? – speak to Matt.