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This post category is for match reports for Winter League matches. In the future, it will be updated automatically with match results after they are entered into the database by team captains.

Final Match Report Week 18

Game reports. 01/04/09 FINAL MATCH

Four man Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 15-12, 14-12. For The Fox D.Butler & R.Berry 11 each, B.Parker 10 & G.Chambers 9. In reply for Penlon T.Phipps 11 & T.Lach 10. V.Smith throwing like an over zealous Arabian camel sexer (I worry about the state of my mind sometimes) managed just 3 dolls.

Spread Eagle beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 12-13, 12-9, 12-11. For The Spread B.Worrell 11, N.Tame 8 & B.Newman 7. For OM J.Barguss 9, T.Downes & A.Woolloff 8 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 20-14, 14-11, 8-11. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 11, G.Brown & P.Wright 9 each. For Utd. ‘B’ the brilliant Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 10 dolls. D.Davies hit 9 & I.Morrison 7.

Ab. Legion needing to win 6-0 to ensure a play off for runners up spot suffered a 2-4 defeat to College Oak. The leg scores were 8-12, 14-11, 14-17. For The Legion N.Hazell & J.Driver 8 each, N.Tait & D.Sapey 7 each. For The Oak P.Soden & A.Pocock 10 each, D.Cross 9 & F.Tracey 7 each.

The last game of the season saw Ab. Con. Club draw 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’. The leg scores were 11-13, 12-12, 11-9. For The Con. Club D.Rusher top scored with 12 dolls but the rest were c**p. For Utd. ‘c’ A.Gregory 9, K.Souch & D.Harris 8 each & S.Martin 7. The write up for P.Amold reads exactly the same as that for V.Smith.

            • Regards

              Tosh

p.s. Hope you have enjoyed my light hearted game reports this season but if I have offended anyone I would just like to say that I don’t give a t**s.

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Match Report Week 17

Game reports. 18/3/09

Old Masters overcame 4 man Fox 6-0 with leg scores of 17-16, 11-10,20-12. For OM A.Woolloff 12, G.Barguss ll, O.Gill l0 & J.Barguss 9. For The Fox D.Butler included a 6 in his 10 dolls & B.Parker also hit 10, R.Berry & G.Chambers 9 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ beat a disgruntled Ab. Legion 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 14-10, 12-9. For Utd. ‘c’ B.Carter (guesting) hit 10 dolls, S.Martin 9 & A.Gregory 7. In reply for The Legion M.Foster 8 & P.Ealey 7. Legions 30 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ secured the league title tonight with a 3-3 draw against College Oak. The leg scores were 9-15, 16-16, 14-8. For Utd. ‘A’ T.Ward 12 & G.Brown 11. For The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10, D.Cross 9 & D.Johns hit 8 despite a blob. S.Enock throwing like an under nourished Victorian soot juggler managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-8, 14-16, 14-7. For Con. Club D.Rusher 13, R.North (who subsequently failed a dope test) hit 11 & T.Barrett 7. For The Spread N.Tame 9 & J.Bowler 8. Con. Clubs 41 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 18-8, 15-13, 17-13. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Milford included a 6 in his 13 dolls & D.Davies also hit 13, B.Clapton 10, M.Louch & M.Davies 7 each. For Penlon Skinnier (guesting) included a 6 in his 11 dolls & T.Phipps hit 7. Utd. ‘B’s 50 dolls was their highest total of the season.

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Match Report Week 16

Game reports. 11/03/09

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores 12-9, 15-6, 12-15. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 10, G.Brown 9, B.Spicer & P.Wright 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ A.Gregory 8, S.Martin & D.Harris 7 each.

Ab. Con. Club recorded their first 6-0 win of the season. It was against bottom side Penlon and the leg scores were 11-9, 15-10, 11-8. For Con. Club the returning T.Barrett top scored with 11 dolls & D.Rusher hit 10. For Penlon T.Lach 10 & D.Bond 8. B.Timms guesting for Penlon threw like a severely frost bitten Siberian postman and managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Legion beat Old Codgers 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 14-9, 12-15. For The legion M.Foster 11, D.Sapey 8, N.Tait & J.Driver 7 each. For OM J.Barguss 9, G.Barguss, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 7 each. This result saw The Legion leapfrog OM into 2nd place. (B******s).

College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 14-8, 10-13, 10-9. For The Oak F.Tracey 9, D.Cross 8, P.Soden & S.Enock 7 each. For The Spread B.Newman 9 & Connor ‘New kid on the block’ Crawford hit 8;

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 12-7, 13-11, 11-15. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, D.Davies 8 & B.Clapton 7. In reply for The Fox B.Parker 10, and their hide and seek champion D.Butler hit 7.

p.s. Next week it’s the Fives, Pairs & Captains Cup. Will start with either the Fives or the Pairs according to who can be bothered to turn up on time (sarky s*d). I will do what I can to get the games played as quickly as possible but need you to co-operate. Must get these outstanding games played tonight even if we have to play till 10-30. Good luck to all involved.

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Match Report Week 15

Hhmmm. Who shall I take the p* * s out of this week?

Game reports. 04/03/09

The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 15-13, 10-12. For The Fox B.Parker 12, A.Bell 10 & R.Berry 9. C.Smith, throwing like a bandy legged Australian sheep shearer managed just 2 dolls. In reply for Con. Club M.Haynes 9, R.North 8 & D.Rusher 7.

College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 14-10, 14-12. For The Oak P.Soden, A.Pocock & D.Cross 9 each & S.Enock 7. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 10 dolls.

Old Masters struggled to a 4-2 over Ab.Utd. ‘B’ with leg scores of 9-8, 12-11, 10-14. For OM J.Barguss, T.Downes & R.Lewis 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton & D.Davies 8 each & P.Mulford 7. R.Lewis hit 5 off the anchor to win the 2nd leg then followed it with a blob. OM’s 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far. It’s a funny old game – except we cant see the funny side of it at the moment.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 18-14, 12-9. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright & L.Clapton 11 each & T.Ward 8. In reply for The Legion D.Sapey 10 & M.Foster 7. I think this result just about ensures the title for Utd. ‘A’ and makes it all about the runners up spot.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-15, 11-8, 15-11. For The Spread B.WorreIl 12, J.Bowler 9 & N.Tame 7. Bob’s 12 dolls was his first double figures of the season – well done. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, D.Harris 8 & S.Martin 7.

p.s. Wasn’t there some c**p calling tonight.

                • Regards

                  Tosh

p.p.s. Hope I havn’t offended anyone with my comments tonight – no, honestly. Ha,Ha, Ha.

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Match Report Week 14

Game reports. 18/02/09

Penlon won their first game of the season 4-2 against Ab. Utd. ‘c’ with leg scores of 13-11, 14-4 (yes four), 7-12. For Penlon T.Lach included a 6 in his 13 dolls & M.Jeffries hit 7. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 10 & A.Gregory 7. P.Arnold throwing like a limp wristed Russian trapeze artist managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 to extend their lead at the top and are looking good to win their 4th title in 5 years. The leg scores were 17-10, 14-13, 15-10. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright 12, G.Brown & L.Clapton 10 each, T.Ward & B.Spicer 7 each. For The Spread S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 8 each.

Old Masters drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 11-11, 16-10, 10-11. For OM A.Woolloff & J.Barguss 10 each & R.Lewis 8. For Con. Club M.Haynes 9 & D.Rusher 8. OM have now dropped 8 points in 3 games and I think Rigor Mortis has set in. C’mon lads this is getting embarrassing now.

The Fox (fielding a full side) beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 12-8, 15-12, 15-18. For The Fox ‘Tichy Baby’ Bell hit 12, B.Parker 11, C.Smith (where the hell did he spring from) & G.Chambers 7 each. In reply for The Oak S.Enock 10, A.Pocock 9, P.Soden 8 & F.Tracey 7.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 16-13, 7-10. For The Legion M.Foster 10, N.Tait 9 & N.Hazell 7. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 9, B.Clapton & D.Davies 8 each.

p.s. Not sure how the comp’s will go tonight but I hope to get them all played by 10-30. Will try to get things moving as quick as possible.

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Match Report Week 13

Game reports. 11/02/09

Old Masters scraped a 3-3 draw with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13,9-10, 15-11. For OM A.Woolloff 12, O.Gill 8 & G.Barguss 7. In reply for The Oak P.Soden 9, D.Cross 8 & D.Johns 7. That’s 5 points dropped in 2 games by OM.

3 man Fox drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 7-7, 7-6, 6-14. For The Fox R.Berry & B.Parker 7 each and in reply for Utd. ’C’ K.Souch top scored with 8 dolls. Utd. ‘C’s 27 dolls was their lowerst total of the season so far. Throwing like a clapped out Slovakian pole dancer Helen Harris had 2 blobs but did come good in the 3rd leg with a 3. C’mon boys she did say she does not like throwing anchor!

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat a spirited Penlon side 4-2 with leg scores of 8-13, 18-6, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown included a 6 in his 11 dolls, B.Carter 10 & L.Clapton 7. For Penlon E.Jeffries 8 & T.Phipps 7. V.Smith could have caused the biggest upset of the season when needing 3 to win the 3rd leg & the match he managed just 1. Unlucky.

Ab.Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-10,9-14,9-8. For Con. Club D.Rusher 9, P.Stone & M.Haynes 8 each. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & D.Davies 7.

Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 to round off an interesting night of results. The leg scores were 15-10, 10-13, 17-8. For The Legion N.Hazell hit a ‘bakers dozen’ – that’s 13 for the uneducated. M.Foster hit 12 & J.Driver 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8, S. Kinnaird & D.Bond (guesting) 7 each.

p.s. It’s the three’s first next week followed by the singles and every team has had an updated list, so no excuses for not getting here on time. Good luck to all.

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Match Reports Week 12

Game reports. 04/02/09

A very close game saw Spread Eagle beat penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 12-10. 12-11. For The Spread J.Bowler & B.Newman 10 each & RWorrall 7. In reply for Penlon V.Smith hit a cracking 6-4-5 and his 15 dolls was the same as he scored in his previous 3 games put together. T.Lach weighed in with 9 dolls. Penlon could have recorded their first win of the season had anchorman T.Phipps not had 2 blobs. T****r.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat The Fox 6-0, who played with 4 men for the 2nd week running. The leg scores were 14-6, 18-11, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright 11, T.Ward 10, B.Spicer & L.Clapton 9 each. For The Fox B.Parker & G.Chambers 8 each & R.Berry 7.

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-7, 12-10,9-11. For OM G.Barguss 10, A.Woolloff 9 & J.Barguss 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9 & K.Souch 8.

Ab. Legion struggled to a 4-2 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 7-7, 11-7, 13-13. For The Legion N.Tait top scored with 11 dolls. For Con. Club D.Rusher 8 & J.Castle 7. Con. Club set 7 in the 1st leg and table toppers Legions first 2 men hit 6 between them. This was followed by 2 blobs leaving anchorman J.Driver just 2 to win. A formality you might think. He hit 1. Words fail me (another first). Legions 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13, 10-11, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 10, P.Mulford & RClapton 8 each & D.Davies 7. For The Oak P.Soden 9, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each.

Sixers:- 2 D.Butler, D.Sapey, 1 A.Gregory, R.Lewis, T.Downes, B.Spicer, T.Phipps, S.Enock, D.Cross, B.Parker, A.Woolloff, G.Brown, F.Tracey, P.Wright, V.Smith.

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Match Report Week 11

Game reports. 21/1/09

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 5-1 to draw level on points with them. The leg scores were 13-8, 16-16,21-15. For OM A.Woolloff 13, J.Barguss 11, T.Downes & R.Lewis 9 each & G.Barguss managed 8 dolls despite a blob in the 1st leg. In reply for Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright included a 6 in his 12 dolls, T.Ward, B.Spicer & G.Brown 7 each. Utd. ‘A’s 39 dolls equalled their lowest total this season.

College Oak beat Ab. Con Club 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 17-13, 11-6. For The Oak D.Cross 12, P.Soden, F.Tracey & S.Enock 7 each. For Con. Club Merv ‘The Swerve’ Chadwick top scored with 9 dolls.

Ab. Legion beat a spirited Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-9, 10-11, 15-12. For The Legion N.Hazell9, N.Tait 8 & P.Ealey 7. For Penlon T.Phipps 9 & T.Lach 8.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ drew 3-3 with Ab.Utd ‘B’ with leg scores of 14-14, 7-14, 16-12. For Utd. ‘c’ Helen Harris, making her fIrst appearance ofthe season, top scored with 9 dolls. A.Gregory & D.Harris weighed in with 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, P.Mulford & D.Davies 9 each & B.Clapton 8.

Four man Fox beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 10-8, 14-9,9-10. For The Fox G.Chambers & B.Parker 9 each, A.Bell 8 & R.Berry 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8 & J.Bowler 7. S. Kinnaird played like a short sighted Argentinian corned beef inspector and managed just 3 dolls. ( I lie awake for ages at night thinking up this c**p).

Top dolls ‘A’ Section:- P.Wright 111, J.Driver 98, A.Woolloff 96, B.Parker 95, G.Brown 92, B.Spicer 90, D.Sapey 87, G.Barguss 86.

Top dolls ‘B’ Section:- S.Martin 100, S.Enock 96, D.Cross 93, A.Gregory 90, B.Newman 89, I.Morrison 84, D.Davies 83, F.Tracey 81.

p.s. I will get through as many games as possible tonight but I cant promise that everyone will get a game sorry but there’s nothing I can do about that. Remember – patience is a virtue. (Wonder what p***t coined that phrase).

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Match Report Week 10

Game reports. 14/1/09

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 6-0 with leg scores of 17-8, 16-14, 12-8. In a good all round performance from The Spread S.Kinnaird hit 11 dolls, B.Newman 10, B.Worrall 9, J.Bowler 8 & C.Crawford 7. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 9 dolls. The last time that happened beer was 1s 6d a pint and he didn’t get a round in then either. I .Morrison weighed in with 8 dolls. Spreads 45 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Old Masters beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 13-10, 14-7, 15-7. For OM A.Woolloff 12, J.Barguss 9, T. Downes 8 & M.Hall 7. D .Bond top scored for Penlon with 7.

A cracking performance from Ab. Utd. ‘A’ saw them clang off 53 dolls in a 6-0 win over Ab. Con. Club. The leg scores were 15-10, 14-11,24-10. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 12, T.Ward 11, B.Spicer, G.Brown & P.Wright 10 each. In reply for Con. Club D.Rusher 8, J.Castle & M.Haynes 7 each.

Ab. Legion beat a depleted and deflated Fox side 5-1 with leg scores of 14-11, 11-11, 16-7. For The Legion J.Driver 10, N.Hazell 9, N.Tait & D.Sapey 8 each. For The Fox B.Parker hit 11 & R.Berry 9. There may be

trouble ahead .

College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-12, 14-13, 17-13. For The Oak D.Cross 11, S.Enock 9 & F.Tracey 8. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9, S.Martin & D.Harris 8 each & K.Souch 7.

p.s It’s the singles next week so have a look at order of draw that every team has had. This will be played in order of draw. Good luck to everyone.

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Match Report Week 9

Game Reports 17/12/08

The Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-10, 13-9, 15-9. For The Fox B.Parker 10, D.Butler 9, G.Chambers & R.Berry 7 dolls each. M.Jeffries top scored for Penlon with 7. Penlon still looking for 1 st win of the season – keep at it lads.

Ab. Legion drew 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 14-13, 16-16, 10-19. For The Legion D.Sapey included a 6 in his 10 dolls, N.Tait 9, J.Driver 8 & M.Foster 7. In reply for The Oak F.Tracey hit 12 dolls – his 6 in the first leg came after he complained that the doll was to small. P.Soden, D.Johns, S.Enock & D.Cross all hit 9 dolls. The Oaks 48 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Ab.Con.Club caused an upset by beating Ab. Utd.’C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 13-10, 10-13, 16-13. For Con. Club J.Castle 12, P.Stone 10 & D.Rusher 7. In reply For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 10, A.Gregory 9 & K.Souch 8. Con. Clubs 39 dolls was their highest total of season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ retained top spot after beating Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-6, 17-12, 14-16. For Utd. ‘A’ B.Carter 12, T.Ward 10, B.Spicer 9, G.Brown & P.Wright 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison hit 10 dolls. M.Davies throwing like an over weight race horse jockey with piles managed just 1 doll.

Old Masters struggled to a 5-1 win over Spread eagle with leg scores of 11-11, 17-10, 17-16. The Spread set 16 in the 3rd leg and looking good to take more points but T.Downes & J.Barguss hit 4 each to win the leg. For OM G.Barguss 11, A.Woolloff & J.Barguss 10 each & T.Downes 9. In reply for The Spread J.Bowler 11, B.Newman 9 & S.Kinnaird 7.

I trust everyone had a good Christmas and New Year. I bought my epileptic girlfriend a strobe light for Xmas. She had a f****g fit when she saw it. It’s the pairs tonight and I have no idea how it will pan out. I will do my best to get games played as quickly as possible and hopefully everyone will get a game. As I have already stated, don’t ask me what time you are playing as a kick in the shins often offends.

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