Game reports. 11/02/09
Old Masters scraped a 3-3 draw with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13,9-10, 15-11. For OM A.Woolloff 12, O.Gill 8 & G.Barguss 7. In reply for The Oak P.Soden 9, D.Cross 8 & D.Johns 7. That’s 5 points dropped in 2 games by OM.
3 man Fox drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 7-7, 7-6, 6-14. For The Fox R.Berry & B.Parker 7 each and in reply for Utd. ’C’ K.Souch top scored with 8 dolls. Utd. ‘C’s 27 dolls was their lowerst total of the season so far. Throwing like a clapped out Slovakian pole dancer Helen Harris had 2 blobs but did come good in the 3rd leg with a 3. C’mon boys she did say she does not like throwing anchor!
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat a spirited Penlon side 4-2 with leg scores of 8-13, 18-6, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown included a 6 in his 11 dolls, B.Carter 10 & L.Clapton 7. For Penlon E.Jeffries 8 & T.Phipps 7. V.Smith could have caused the biggest upset of the season when needing 3 to win the 3rd leg & the match he managed just 1. Unlucky.
Ab.Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-10,9-14,9-8. For Con. Club D.Rusher 9, P.Stone & M.Haynes 8 each. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & D.Davies 7.
Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 to round off an interesting night of results. The leg scores were 15-10, 10-13, 17-8. For The Legion N.Hazell hit a ‘bakers dozen’ – that’s 13 for the uneducated. M.Foster hit 12 & J.Driver 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8, S. Kinnaird & D.Bond (guesting) 7 each.
p.s. It’s the three’s first next week followed by the singles and every team has had an updated list, so no excuses for not getting here on time. Good luck to all.
Archive | Winter League Reports
This post category is for match reports for Winter League matches. In the future, it will be updated automatically with match results after they are entered into the database by team captains.
Match Reports Week 12
Game reports. 04/02/09
A very close game saw Spread Eagle beat penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 12-10. 12-11. For The Spread J.Bowler & B.Newman 10 each & RWorrall 7. In reply for Penlon V.Smith hit a cracking 6-4-5 and his 15 dolls was the same as he scored in his previous 3 games put together. T.Lach weighed in with 9 dolls. Penlon could have recorded their first win of the season had anchorman T.Phipps not had 2 blobs. T****r.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat The Fox 6-0, who played with 4 men for the 2nd week running. The leg scores were 14-6, 18-11, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright 11, T.Ward 10, B.Spicer & L.Clapton 9 each. For The Fox B.Parker & G.Chambers 8 each & R.Berry 7.
Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-7, 12-10,9-11. For OM G.Barguss 10, A.Woolloff 9 & J.Barguss 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9 & K.Souch 8.
Ab. Legion struggled to a 4-2 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 7-7, 11-7, 13-13. For The Legion N.Tait top scored with 11 dolls. For Con. Club D.Rusher 8 & J.Castle 7. Con. Club set 7 in the 1st leg and table toppers Legions first 2 men hit 6 between them. This was followed by 2 blobs leaving anchorman J.Driver just 2 to win. A formality you might think. He hit 1. Words fail me (another first). Legions 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13, 10-11, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 10, P.Mulford & RClapton 8 each & D.Davies 7. For The Oak P.Soden 9, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each.
Sixers:- 2 D.Butler, D.Sapey, 1 A.Gregory, R.Lewis, T.Downes, B.Spicer, T.Phipps, S.Enock, D.Cross, B.Parker, A.Woolloff, G.Brown, F.Tracey, P.Wright, V.Smith.
Match Report Week 11
Game reports. 21/1/09
Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 5-1 to draw level on points with them. The leg scores were 13-8, 16-16,21-15. For OM A.Woolloff 13, J.Barguss 11, T.Downes & R.Lewis 9 each & G.Barguss managed 8 dolls despite a blob in the 1st leg. In reply for Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright included a 6 in his 12 dolls, T.Ward, B.Spicer & G.Brown 7 each. Utd. ‘A’s 39 dolls equalled their lowest total this season.
College Oak beat Ab. Con Club 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 17-13, 11-6. For The Oak D.Cross 12, P.Soden, F.Tracey & S.Enock 7 each. For Con. Club Merv ‘The Swerve’ Chadwick top scored with 9 dolls.
Ab. Legion beat a spirited Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-9, 10-11, 15-12. For The Legion N.Hazell9, N.Tait 8 & P.Ealey 7. For Penlon T.Phipps 9 & T.Lach 8.
Ab. Utd. ‘c’ drew 3-3 with Ab.Utd ‘B’ with leg scores of 14-14, 7-14, 16-12. For Utd. ‘c’ Helen Harris, making her fIrst appearance ofthe season, top scored with 9 dolls. A.Gregory & D.Harris weighed in with 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, P.Mulford & D.Davies 9 each & B.Clapton 8.
Four man Fox beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 10-8, 14-9,9-10. For The Fox G.Chambers & B.Parker 9 each, A.Bell 8 & R.Berry 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8 & J.Bowler 7. S. Kinnaird played like a short sighted Argentinian corned beef inspector and managed just 3 dolls. ( I lie awake for ages at night thinking up this c**p).
Top dolls ‘A’ Section:- P.Wright 111, J.Driver 98, A.Woolloff 96, B.Parker 95, G.Brown 92, B.Spicer 90, D.Sapey 87, G.Barguss 86.
Top dolls ‘B’ Section:- S.Martin 100, S.Enock 96, D.Cross 93, A.Gregory 90, B.Newman 89, I.Morrison 84, D.Davies 83, F.Tracey 81.
p.s. I will get through as many games as possible tonight but I cant promise that everyone will get a game sorry but there’s nothing I can do about that. Remember – patience is a virtue. (Wonder what p***t coined that phrase).
Match Report Week 10
Game reports. 14/1/09
Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 6-0 with leg scores of 17-8, 16-14, 12-8. In a good all round performance from The Spread S.Kinnaird hit 11 dolls, B.Newman 10, B.Worrall 9, J.Bowler 8 & C.Crawford 7. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 9 dolls. The last time that happened beer was 1s 6d a pint and he didn’t get a round in then either. I .Morrison weighed in with 8 dolls. Spreads 45 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.
Old Masters beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 13-10, 14-7, 15-7. For OM A.Woolloff 12, J.Barguss 9, T. Downes 8 & M.Hall 7. D .Bond top scored for Penlon with 7.
A cracking performance from Ab. Utd. ‘A’ saw them clang off 53 dolls in a 6-0 win over Ab. Con. Club. The leg scores were 15-10, 14-11,24-10. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 12, T.Ward 11, B.Spicer, G.Brown & P.Wright 10 each. In reply for Con. Club D.Rusher 8, J.Castle & M.Haynes 7 each.
Ab. Legion beat a depleted and deflated Fox side 5-1 with leg scores of 14-11, 11-11, 16-7. For The Legion J.Driver 10, N.Hazell 9, N.Tait & D.Sapey 8 each. For The Fox B.Parker hit 11 & R.Berry 9. There may be
trouble ahead .
College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-12, 14-13, 17-13. For The Oak D.Cross 11, S.Enock 9 & F.Tracey 8. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9, S.Martin & D.Harris 8 each & K.Souch 7.
p.s It’s the singles next week so have a look at order of draw that every team has had. This will be played in order of draw. Good luck to everyone.
Match Report Week 9
Game Reports 17/12/08
The Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-10, 13-9, 15-9. For The Fox B.Parker 10, D.Butler 9, G.Chambers & R.Berry 7 dolls each. M.Jeffries top scored for Penlon with 7. Penlon still looking for 1 st win of the season – keep at it lads.
Ab. Legion drew 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 14-13, 16-16, 10-19. For The Legion D.Sapey included a 6 in his 10 dolls, N.Tait 9, J.Driver 8 & M.Foster 7. In reply for The Oak F.Tracey hit 12 dolls – his 6 in the first leg came after he complained that the doll was to small. P.Soden, D.Johns, S.Enock & D.Cross all hit 9 dolls. The Oaks 48 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.
Ab.Con.Club caused an upset by beating Ab. Utd.’C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 13-10, 10-13, 16-13. For Con. Club J.Castle 12, P.Stone 10 & D.Rusher 7. In reply For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 10, A.Gregory 9 & K.Souch 8. Con. Clubs 39 dolls was their highest total of season so far.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ retained top spot after beating Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-6, 17-12, 14-16. For Utd. ‘A’ B.Carter 12, T.Ward 10, B.Spicer 9, G.Brown & P.Wright 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison hit 10 dolls. M.Davies throwing like an over weight race horse jockey with piles managed just 1 doll.
Old Masters struggled to a 5-1 win over Spread eagle with leg scores of 11-11, 17-10, 17-16. The Spread set 16 in the 3rd leg and looking good to take more points but T.Downes & J.Barguss hit 4 each to win the leg. For OM G.Barguss 11, A.Woolloff & J.Barguss 10 each & T.Downes 9. In reply for The Spread J.Bowler 11, B.Newman 9 & S.Kinnaird 7.
I trust everyone had a good Christmas and New Year. I bought my epileptic girlfriend a strobe light for Xmas. She had a f****g fit when she saw it. It’s the pairs tonight and I have no idea how it will pan out. I will do my best to get games played as quickly as possible and hopefully everyone will get a game. As I have already stated, don’t ask me what time you are playing as a kick in the shins often offends.
Match Report Week 8
Game reports 10/12/08
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat College Oak 5-1 with leg scores of 12-12, 15-13,21-13. A good all round performance from Utd. ‘A’ saw P.Wright hit 12 dolls, T.Ward 11, L.Clapton 9, B.Spicer & G.Brown 8 each. For The Oak A.Pocock & S.Enock 9 each & D.Cross 8.
Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 9-11, 12-10, 13-10. For Con. Club P.Stone & D.Rusher 8 each & J.Castle 7. In reply for The Spread S.Kinnaird 9, B.Worrell & B.Newman 7 each. Con. Clubs 34 dolls was their highest total of season so far.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 12-6, 11-9. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford 9 & I.Morrison 8. In reply for Penlon S.Wonder & RCharles (both guesting) were joint top scorers.
The Fox embarrassed Old Masters by beating them 6-0. The leg scores were 13-10, 14-13, 14-12. For The Fox D.Butler & B.Parker 10 each, RBerry 8 & B.Clapton (guesting) 7. For OM J.Barguss 11, T.Downes 9 & G.Barguss 7. That’s how to go from top to bottom in 1 week. (C**p).
Ab. Legion beat a below par Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 13-8, 13-6, 14-10. For Legion D.Sapey 11, M.Foster 9 & J.Driver 8. Less said about Utd. ‘C’ the better. Their 24 dolls was their lowest total so far this season. I think the ‘laughing juice’ got the better of them. Sixers. 2 D.Butler, 1 A.Gregory RLewis T.Downes B.Spicer D.Sapey T.Phipps S.Enock D.Cross B.Parker A.Woolloff G.Brown
p.s. Don’t forget it’s the Pairs competition when we come back on the 7th of January and we will play in order of draw, so those of you drawn to play first ensure you are ready to play at 7-45 prompt.
Best wishes for Xmas and the New Year
Tosh & Brian
Match Report Week 7
Game reports 3/12/08
Old Masters came from behind to beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 14-16, 16-12, 15-11. For OM R.Lewis clanged off 14 dolls, O.Gill 11 & G.Barguss 10. In reply for Legion M.Foster 10, P.Ealey & J.Driver 9 each. That’s the first time this season they have not been top.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ held The Fox to a 3-3 draw with leg scores of 12-10, 11-15, 10-10. For Utd. ‘B’ ‘The Davies Boys’ each scored 8 dolls. In reply for Fox ‘Tichy Baby’ Bell 10, B.Parker & R.Berry 7 each.
College Oak beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 9-8, 13-12, 14-10. F.Tracey top scored for The Oak with 10 dolls, P.Soden 9 & A.Pocock 7. In reply for The Spread B.Newman 9 & S.Kinnaird 7.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 5-1 to go level at the top of ‘A’ section. The leg scores were 11-11, 15-12, 17-10. For Utd. ‘A’ Graham ‘Golden B***s’ Brown included a 6 in his 11 dolls, T.Ward 10, P.Wright & M.Hall (guesting) 8 each. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, S.Martin 9 & D.Harris 7.
The bottom 2 sides in ‘B’ section met with the outcome being a 4-2 win for Ab. Con. Club over Penlon. The leg scores were 12-10, 11-10,8-12. For Con. Club M.Chadwick & M.Haines 8 each, P.Stone & D.Rusher 7 each. In reply for Penlon T.Lach & T.Phipps 9 each. Con. Clubs R.North scored just 1 doll. He was like a pig up a ditch – all over the place. Brian Clapton said it made him look good and Derek Rusher said Ron should have been put out to grass ages ago. Owen Gill reckons Ron should have gone to Specsavers.
Match Report Week 6
Game report 12/11/08
The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 10-4 (yes four), 19-12, 11-9. For The Fox A.Bell l0, G.Chambers 9, B.Parker 8 & D.Butler 7 with a blob (sorry to highlight this Dave but a blob from you is as about as rare as a penny black). In reply for Con. Club R.North top scored with 8 (that’s even rarer than one of Daves blobs).
Ab.Utd.’ A’ beat league leaders Ab. Legion 5-1 to ensure it made it tight at the top. The leg scores were 13-13, 22-13, 15-13. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright hit a cracking 15 dolls, L.Clapton 10, B.Spicer & G.Brown 9 each & T.Ward 7. For The Legion M.Foster 10, N.Hazell 8, P.Ealey, D.Sapey & J.Driver 7 each. Utd. A’s 50 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.
Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 12-19, 16-13, 18-13. For OM G.Barguss 13, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 9 each, O.Gill 8 & T.Downes 7. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 13, P.Mulford, B.Clapton & D.Davies 10 each. Utd. ‘B’s 47 dolls was their highest total so far.
College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-7, 16-12, 13-8. For The Oak S.Enock 11, F.Tracey 10, D.Cross 8 & P.Soden 7. In reply for Penlon ‘Steady Eddie’ Jeffries 8 & T.Lach 7.
Ab.Utd. ‘c’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 12-8, 12-9, 12-7. For Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 12, A.Gregory & K.Souch 7 each. For The Spread C.Crawford top scored with 7 dolls. Well done Conner. The Spreads 24 dolls was their lowest total of the season. Top dolls ‘A’ P.Wright 62 J.Driver A.Woolloff 57 D.Butler 54 G.Chambers R.Lewis 51 B.Spicer 50 G.Brown 49 D.Sapey T.Downes B.Parker 47 Top dolls ‘B’ S.Martin 61 S.Enock 56 D.Cross A.Gregory 49 D.Davies 48 T.Lach 47 B.Newman 46 T.Phipps 42 I.Morrison J.Bowler 41 Sixers 2 D.Butler 1 A.Gregory R.Lewis T.Downes B.Spicer D.Sapey T.Phipps S.Enock D.Cross B.Parker A.Woolloff
Match Report Week 4
Game reports 29/10/08
Ab. Utd ‘B’ won their first game of the season 4-2 against Ab. Con. Club. The leg scores were 10-11, 13-6, 14-9. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 9, P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & D.Davies 7. In reply for Con. Club M.Chadwick top scored with 11 dolls. J.Castle threw like an out of work Egyptian milkman and managed just 2 dolls.
Old Masters beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 11-16, 16-7, 12-7. For OM O.Gill10, T.Downes 9, M.Hall & A.Woolloff 7 each. For the Oak P.Soden, S.Enock & D.Cross all scored 8 dolls. The Oak were missing star player Frank ‘Tenerife’ Tracey.
Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 but missed a great chance to make it four 6-0 wins on the trot. The leg scores were 17-8, 11-7, 11-12. For Legion D.Sapey included a 6 in his 12 dolls, J.Driver 10 & P.Ealey 7. In reply for The Spread J.Bowler top scored with 8 dolls.
The Fox beat Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-10, 13-16, 14-13. For The Fox G.Chambers 10, D.Butler & ‘Tichy Baby’ Bell 9 each & I.Bowler 8. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 11, D.Harris 9 & P.Arnold 7.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-9, 15-9, 15-13. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright hit a fine 13 dolls, L.Clapton & T.Ward 8 each & B.Parker (guesting) 7. In reply for Penlon T.Lach & E.Jeffries 8 dolls each. More bad news for Penlon boys is that you have to play them again this week. Good luck.
The leagues were formed bearing in mind who finished bottom of the ‘A’ section and top of the ‘B’ section last year, new players coming in and this seasons averages so far, it was decided to form the sections as we did. If anyone has any comments on this, if you could write them down on a piece of paper and shove them where the sun don’t shine that would be great.
Match Report Week 5
Game reports 12/11/08
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ used their get out of jail card to beat Spread Eagle 4-2. The leg scores were 14-12, 14-15, 11-10. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown 11, B.Spicer 9, T.Ward 8 & L.Clapton 7. In reply for The Spread S.Kinnaird 10, C.Crawford & B.Newman 8 each & J.Bowler 7. Utd. ‘A’s 39 dolls was their lowest of the season so far.
Penlon avoided defeat for the first time this season as they drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’. The leg scores were 15-16, 16-10,9-9. For Penlon T.Phipps included a 6 in his 13 dolls, T.Lach 10 & M.Jeffries 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 11, A.Gregory 9 & D.Harris 8 who’s 4 in the last leg denied Penlon victory, but their 40 dolls was easily their highest total of the season so far.
In a cracking game that saw 4 sixes The Fox beat College Oak 4-2. The leg scores were 17-8, 17-15, 12-15. For The Fox B.Parker hit a brilliant 5-6-5, D.Butler included a 6 in his 14 & G.Chambers hit 8. In reply for The Oak S.Enock included a 6 in his 13 dolls, D.Cross also hit a 6 in his 10 & A.Pocock 8. F.Tracey had a ‘Nelson’ 1-1-1 (that’s 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 b**l). ‘Bondy’ reckoned it was the hardest he’s had to work in years.
In a close game Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-9,9-10, 15-14. For The Legion J.Driver 12, N.Hazell 9 & N.Tait 7. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 10, P.Mulford 8, M.Louch & D.Davies 7 each. Legion would have suffered their first defeat of the season had Utd. ‘B’s M.Davies not scored just 1 doll w****r. (Shame his father wasn’t).
Old Masters beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 17-8, 15-10, 18-5. For OM A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 14 dolls, T.Downes 12, G.Barguss 10 & R.Lewis 9. In reply for Con. Club M.Haynes top scored with 8.
p.s. To the person who short changed the raffle last week – may the fleas of a thousand camels infest you’re a*****e.
p.p.s. To James & Paul- dare you to put this on the website.