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Week 7 Match Scores

PREM / A SECTION: ABINGDON UNITED ‘A’ 2 STEVENTON SPORTS 4, FOX STEVENTON 0 CUMNOR CRICKET CLUB 6, SPREAD EAGLE 0 BERINSFIELD S.C ‘A’ 6, ADMIRAL BENBOW 1 SPREAD EAGLE ‘B’ 5, WHITE HART 2 TANDEM 4. B SECTION: ABINGDON LEGION 2 ABINGDON CON CLUB 4, WAGGON & HORSES 0 DEAN COURT 6, ABINGDON UNITED ‘B’ 6 COLLEGE OAK 0, PLOUGH APPLETON 0 RED LION DRAYTON ‘A’ 6, BREWERY TAP ‘A’ 4 WHITE HORSE 2. C SECTION: BERINSFIELD S.C ‘B’ 0 ABINGDON UNITED ‘C’ 6, MARCHAM EX SERVICE 4 VOLUNTEER 2, RED LION DRAYTON ‘C’ 2 PLOUGH LONG WITTENHAM 4, EIGHT BELLS 1 ABINGDON UNITED ‘D’ 5. D SECTION: THE HATCHETT 4 WHEATSHEAF DIDCOT 2, PACKHORSE 2 FLOWING WELL ‘A’ 4, NORTH STAR ‘B’ 3 BOWYERS ARMS 3, STANFORD F.C 6 CROWN DIDCOT 0, MAGIC MIDGET 3 FOX DENCHWORTH 3. E SECTION: WHITE HORSE ‘A’ 4 THE VINE 2, ABINGDON ARMS 4 WHITE HART ‘B’ 2, HORSE & HARROW 0 PLOUGH APPLETON 6. F SECTION: CROSS KEYS ‘C’ 4 BREWERY TAP 2, KINGS ARMS 6 GEORGE & DRAGON 0, WATER WITCH 4 WANTAGE TOWN F.C 2, OLD ANCHOR 6 CROSS KEYS ‘A’ 0. G SECTION: THE BEAR NORTH MORTON 5 PLOUGH SUTTON 1, THE OX 6 NORTH STAR ‘A’ 0, BLACK HORSE ‘B’ 0 BLACK HORSE ‘A’ 6, NORTH STAR ‘C’ 4 CROSS KEYS ‘B’ 2. H SECTION: PEACHCROFT S.C 5 SHOULDER OF MUTTON 1, FLOWING WELL ‘B’ 2 CROWN MARCHAM 4, ROSE & CROWN 2 MAGIC MIDGET ‘B’ 4. SIXERS: D GUNN, M PHILLIPPS, M JOHNSON, J DRIVER, G CHILDS, A BREWIS.

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Week 6 Match Scores

PREM / A SECTION: CUMNOR CRICKET CLUB 4 ABINGDON UNITED ‘A’ 2, BERINSFIELD S.C ‘A’ 6 STEVENTON SPORTS 0, SPREAD EAGLE ‘B’ 4 WHITE HART 2, TANDEM 2 FOX STEVENTON 4, SPREAD EAGLE 4 ADMIRAL BENBOW 2. B SECTION: DEAN COURT S.C 0 ABINGDON LEGION 6, ABINGDON CON CLUB 6 PLOUGH APPLETON 0, COLLEGE OAK ‘A’ 2 WAGGON & HORSES 4, WHITE HORSE 2 RED LION ‘A’ DRAYTON 4. C SECTION: VOLUNTEER GROVE 4 BERINSFIELD S.C ‘B’ 2, ABINGDON UNITED ‘C’ 3 PLOUGH EAST HENDRED 3, PLOUGH LONG WITTENHAM 6 RED LION DRAYTON ‘B’ 0, ABINGDON UNITED ‘D’ 4 MARCHAM EX SERVICE 2, RED LION DRAYTON ‘C’ 4 EIGHT BELLS 2. D SECTION: FLOWING WELL 6 THE HATCHETT 0, CROWN DIDCOT 2 FOX DENCHWORTH 4, STANFORD F.C 4 NORTH STAR 2, WHEATSHEAF DIDCOT 0 MAGIC MIDGET 6, BOWYERS ARMS 0 PACK HORSE 6. E SECTION: WHITE HART ‘B’ 2 WHITE HORSE ‘A’ 4, THE VINE 3 BARLEY MOW 3, PLOUGH APPLETON ‘B’ 2 ABINGDON ARMS 4, CHEQUERS CHARNEY BASSETT 2 HORSE & HARROW 4. F SECTION: GEORGE & DRAGON 4 CROSS KEYS ABINGDON ‘C’ 2, CROSS KEYS WALLINGFORD 0 OLD ANCHOR 6, CROSS KEYS ABINGDON ‘A’ 1 WATER WITCH 5, WANTAGE TOWN F.C 2 KINGS ARMS 4. G SECTION: CROSS KEYS ‘B’ 2 BLACK HORSE HANNEY 4, BLACK HORSE HANNEY 3 THE OX 3, RED LION DRAYTON ‘D’ 0 NORTH STAR ‘C’ 6. H SECTION: CROWN MARCHAM 0 PEACHCROFT S.C 6, SHOULDER OF MUTTON 1 COLLEGE OAK ‘B’ 5, PLOUGH HANNEY 0 ROSE & CROWN 6. SIXERS: G CHAMBERS, K OCONNOR, D HARRIS.

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Final Match Report Week 18

Game reports. 01/04/09 FINAL MATCH

Four man Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 15-12, 14-12. For The Fox D.Butler & R.Berry 11 each, B.Parker 10 & G.Chambers 9. In reply for Penlon T.Phipps 11 & T.Lach 10. V.Smith throwing like an over zealous Arabian camel sexer (I worry about the state of my mind sometimes) managed just 3 dolls.

Spread Eagle beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 12-13, 12-9, 12-11. For The Spread B.Worrell 11, N.Tame 8 & B.Newman 7. For OM J.Barguss 9, T.Downes & A.Woolloff 8 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 20-14, 14-11, 8-11. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 11, G.Brown & P.Wright 9 each. For Utd. ‘B’ the brilliant Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton top scored with 10 dolls. D.Davies hit 9 & I.Morrison 7.

Ab. Legion needing to win 6-0 to ensure a play off for runners up spot suffered a 2-4 defeat to College Oak. The leg scores were 8-12, 14-11, 14-17. For The Legion N.Hazell & J.Driver 8 each, N.Tait & D.Sapey 7 each. For The Oak P.Soden & A.Pocock 10 each, D.Cross 9 & F.Tracey 7 each.

The last game of the season saw Ab. Con. Club draw 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’. The leg scores were 11-13, 12-12, 11-9. For The Con. Club D.Rusher top scored with 12 dolls but the rest were c**p. For Utd. ‘c’ A.Gregory 9, K.Souch & D.Harris 8 each & S.Martin 7. The write up for P.Amold reads exactly the same as that for V.Smith.

            • Regards

              Tosh

p.s. Hope you have enjoyed my light hearted game reports this season but if I have offended anyone I would just like to say that I don’t give a t**s.

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Match Report Week 17

Game reports. 18/3/09

Old Masters overcame 4 man Fox 6-0 with leg scores of 17-16, 11-10,20-12. For OM A.Woolloff 12, G.Barguss ll, O.Gill l0 & J.Barguss 9. For The Fox D.Butler included a 6 in his 10 dolls & B.Parker also hit 10, R.Berry & G.Chambers 9 each.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ beat a disgruntled Ab. Legion 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 14-10, 12-9. For Utd. ‘c’ B.Carter (guesting) hit 10 dolls, S.Martin 9 & A.Gregory 7. In reply for The Legion M.Foster 8 & P.Ealey 7. Legions 30 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ secured the league title tonight with a 3-3 draw against College Oak. The leg scores were 9-15, 16-16, 14-8. For Utd. ‘A’ T.Ward 12 & G.Brown 11. For The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10, D.Cross 9 & D.Johns hit 8 despite a blob. S.Enock throwing like an under nourished Victorian soot juggler managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-8, 14-16, 14-7. For Con. Club D.Rusher 13, R.North (who subsequently failed a dope test) hit 11 & T.Barrett 7. For The Spread N.Tame 9 & J.Bowler 8. Con. Clubs 41 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 18-8, 15-13, 17-13. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Milford included a 6 in his 13 dolls & D.Davies also hit 13, B.Clapton 10, M.Louch & M.Davies 7 each. For Penlon Skinnier (guesting) included a 6 in his 11 dolls & T.Phipps hit 7. Utd. ‘B’s 50 dolls was their highest total of the season.

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Match Report Week 16

Game reports. 11/03/09

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘c’ 4-2 with leg scores 12-9, 15-6, 12-15. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 10, G.Brown 9, B.Spicer & P.Wright 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ A.Gregory 8, S.Martin & D.Harris 7 each.

Ab. Con. Club recorded their first 6-0 win of the season. It was against bottom side Penlon and the leg scores were 11-9, 15-10, 11-8. For Con. Club the returning T.Barrett top scored with 11 dolls & D.Rusher hit 10. For Penlon T.Lach 10 & D.Bond 8. B.Timms guesting for Penlon threw like a severely frost bitten Siberian postman and managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Legion beat Old Codgers 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 14-9, 12-15. For The legion M.Foster 11, D.Sapey 8, N.Tait & J.Driver 7 each. For OM J.Barguss 9, G.Barguss, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 7 each. This result saw The Legion leapfrog OM into 2nd place. (B******s).

College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 14-8, 10-13, 10-9. For The Oak F.Tracey 9, D.Cross 8, P.Soden & S.Enock 7 each. For The Spread B.Newman 9 & Connor ‘New kid on the block’ Crawford hit 8;

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 12-7, 13-11, 11-15. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, D.Davies 8 & B.Clapton 7. In reply for The Fox B.Parker 10, and their hide and seek champion D.Butler hit 7.

p.s. Next week it’s the Fives, Pairs & Captains Cup. Will start with either the Fives or the Pairs according to who can be bothered to turn up on time (sarky s*d). I will do what I can to get the games played as quickly as possible but need you to co-operate. Must get these outstanding games played tonight even if we have to play till 10-30. Good luck to all involved.

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Match Report Week 15

Hhmmm. Who shall I take the p* * s out of this week?

Game reports. 04/03/09

The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 13-11, 15-13, 10-12. For The Fox B.Parker 12, A.Bell 10 & R.Berry 9. C.Smith, throwing like a bandy legged Australian sheep shearer managed just 2 dolls. In reply for Con. Club M.Haynes 9, R.North 8 & D.Rusher 7.

College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 14-10, 14-12. For The Oak P.Soden, A.Pocock & D.Cross 9 each & S.Enock 7. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 10 dolls.

Old Masters struggled to a 4-2 over Ab.Utd. ‘B’ with leg scores of 9-8, 12-11, 10-14. For OM J.Barguss, T.Downes & R.Lewis 7 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton & D.Davies 8 each & P.Mulford 7. R.Lewis hit 5 off the anchor to win the 2nd leg then followed it with a blob. OM’s 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far. It’s a funny old game – except we cant see the funny side of it at the moment.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 18-14, 12-9. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright & L.Clapton 11 each & T.Ward 8. In reply for The Legion D.Sapey 10 & M.Foster 7. I think this result just about ensures the title for Utd. ‘A’ and makes it all about the runners up spot.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-15, 11-8, 15-11. For The Spread B.WorreIl 12, J.Bowler 9 & N.Tame 7. Bob’s 12 dolls was his first double figures of the season – well done. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, D.Harris 8 & S.Martin 7.

p.s. Wasn’t there some c**p calling tonight.

                • Regards

                  Tosh

p.p.s. Hope I havn’t offended anyone with my comments tonight – no, honestly. Ha,Ha, Ha.

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Match Report Week 14

Game reports. 18/02/09

Penlon won their first game of the season 4-2 against Ab. Utd. ‘c’ with leg scores of 13-11, 14-4 (yes four), 7-12. For Penlon T.Lach included a 6 in his 13 dolls & M.Jeffries hit 7. In reply for Utd. ‘c’ S.Martin 10 & A.Gregory 7. P.Arnold throwing like a limp wristed Russian trapeze artist managed just 1 doll.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 to extend their lead at the top and are looking good to win their 4th title in 5 years. The leg scores were 17-10, 14-13, 15-10. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright 12, G.Brown & L.Clapton 10 each, T.Ward & B.Spicer 7 each. For The Spread S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 8 each.

Old Masters drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 11-11, 16-10, 10-11. For OM A.Woolloff & J.Barguss 10 each & R.Lewis 8. For Con. Club M.Haynes 9 & D.Rusher 8. OM have now dropped 8 points in 3 games and I think Rigor Mortis has set in. C’mon lads this is getting embarrassing now.

The Fox (fielding a full side) beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 12-8, 15-12, 15-18. For The Fox ‘Tichy Baby’ Bell hit 12, B.Parker 11, C.Smith (where the hell did he spring from) & G.Chambers 7 each. In reply for The Oak S.Enock 10, A.Pocock 9, P.Soden 8 & F.Tracey 7.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 16-13, 7-10. For The Legion M.Foster 10, N.Tait 9 & N.Hazell 7. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 9, B.Clapton & D.Davies 8 each.

p.s. Not sure how the comp’s will go tonight but I hope to get them all played by 10-30. Will try to get things moving as quick as possible.

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Match Report Week 13

Game reports. 11/02/09

Old Masters scraped a 3-3 draw with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13,9-10, 15-11. For OM A.Woolloff 12, O.Gill 8 & G.Barguss 7. In reply for The Oak P.Soden 9, D.Cross 8 & D.Johns 7. That’s 5 points dropped in 2 games by OM.

3 man Fox drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 7-7, 7-6, 6-14. For The Fox R.Berry & B.Parker 7 each and in reply for Utd. ’C’ K.Souch top scored with 8 dolls. Utd. ‘C’s 27 dolls was their lowerst total of the season so far. Throwing like a clapped out Slovakian pole dancer Helen Harris had 2 blobs but did come good in the 3rd leg with a 3. C’mon boys she did say she does not like throwing anchor!

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat a spirited Penlon side 4-2 with leg scores of 8-13, 18-6, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown included a 6 in his 11 dolls, B.Carter 10 & L.Clapton 7. For Penlon E.Jeffries 8 & T.Phipps 7. V.Smith could have caused the biggest upset of the season when needing 3 to win the 3rd leg & the match he managed just 1. Unlucky.

Ab.Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-10,9-14,9-8. For Con. Club D.Rusher 9, P.Stone & M.Haynes 8 each. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & D.Davies 7.

Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 to round off an interesting night of results. The leg scores were 15-10, 10-13, 17-8. For The Legion N.Hazell hit a ‘bakers dozen’ – that’s 13 for the uneducated. M.Foster hit 12 & J.Driver 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8, S. Kinnaird & D.Bond (guesting) 7 each.

p.s. It’s the three’s first next week followed by the singles and every team has had an updated list, so no excuses for not getting here on time. Good luck to all.

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Match Reports Week 12

Game reports. 04/02/09

A very close game saw Spread Eagle beat penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 12-10. 12-11. For The Spread J.Bowler & B.Newman 10 each & RWorrall 7. In reply for Penlon V.Smith hit a cracking 6-4-5 and his 15 dolls was the same as he scored in his previous 3 games put together. T.Lach weighed in with 9 dolls. Penlon could have recorded their first win of the season had anchorman T.Phipps not had 2 blobs. T****r.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat The Fox 6-0, who played with 4 men for the 2nd week running. The leg scores were 14-6, 18-11, 12-11. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright 11, T.Ward 10, B.Spicer & L.Clapton 9 each. For The Fox B.Parker & G.Chambers 8 each & R.Berry 7.

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-7, 12-10,9-11. For OM G.Barguss 10, A.Woolloff 9 & J.Barguss 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9 & K.Souch 8.

Ab. Legion struggled to a 4-2 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 7-7, 11-7, 13-13. For The Legion N.Tait top scored with 11 dolls. For Con. Club D.Rusher 8 & J.Castle 7. Con. Club set 7 in the 1st leg and table toppers Legions first 2 men hit 6 between them. This was followed by 2 blobs leaving anchorman J.Driver just 2 to win. A formality you might think. He hit 1. Words fail me (another first). Legions 31 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ drew 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 13-13, 10-11, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 10, P.Mulford & RClapton 8 each & D.Davies 7. For The Oak P.Soden 9, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each.

Sixers:- 2 D.Butler, D.Sapey, 1 A.Gregory, R.Lewis, T.Downes, B.Spicer, T.Phipps, S.Enock, D.Cross, B.Parker, A.Woolloff, G.Brown, F.Tracey, P.Wright, V.Smith.

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Match Report Week 11

Game reports. 21/1/09

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 5-1 to draw level on points with them. The leg scores were 13-8, 16-16,21-15. For OM A.Woolloff 13, J.Barguss 11, T.Downes & R.Lewis 9 each & G.Barguss managed 8 dolls despite a blob in the 1st leg. In reply for Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright included a 6 in his 12 dolls, T.Ward, B.Spicer & G.Brown 7 each. Utd. ‘A’s 39 dolls equalled their lowest total this season.

College Oak beat Ab. Con Club 5-1 with leg scores of 11-11, 17-13, 11-6. For The Oak D.Cross 12, P.Soden, F.Tracey & S.Enock 7 each. For Con. Club Merv ‘The Swerve’ Chadwick top scored with 9 dolls.

Ab. Legion beat a spirited Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 10-9, 10-11, 15-12. For The Legion N.Hazell9, N.Tait 8 & P.Ealey 7. For Penlon T.Phipps 9 & T.Lach 8.

Ab. Utd. ‘c’ drew 3-3 with Ab.Utd ‘B’ with leg scores of 14-14, 7-14, 16-12. For Utd. ‘c’ Helen Harris, making her fIrst appearance ofthe season, top scored with 9 dolls. A.Gregory & D.Harris weighed in with 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 11, P.Mulford & D.Davies 9 each & B.Clapton 8.

Four man Fox beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 10-8, 14-9,9-10. For The Fox G.Chambers & B.Parker 9 each, A.Bell 8 & R.Berry 7. For The Spread B.Newman 8 & J.Bowler 7. S. Kinnaird played like a short sighted Argentinian corned beef inspector and managed just 3 dolls. ( I lie awake for ages at night thinking up this c**p).

Top dolls ‘A’ Section:- P.Wright 111, J.Driver 98, A.Woolloff 96, B.Parker 95, G.Brown 92, B.Spicer 90, D.Sapey 87, G.Barguss 86.

Top dolls ‘B’ Section:- S.Martin 100, S.Enock 96, D.Cross 93, A.Gregory 90, B.Newman 89, I.Morrison 84, D.Davies 83, F.Tracey 81.

p.s. I will get through as many games as possible tonight but I cant promise that everyone will get a game sorry but there’s nothing I can do about that. Remember – patience is a virtue. (Wonder what p***t coined that phrase).

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