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Week 11 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

11

9

1

1

480

367

55

14.54

2

Spread Eagle

11

8

0

3

470

380

45

14.24

3

The Fox

11

7

0

4

439

375

45

13.30

4

Old Masters

11

7

0

4

442

374

44

13.39

5

College Oak

11

7

2

2

451

387

43

13.66

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Con. Club

11

5

1

5

414

404

31

12.54

2

Ab.Legion

11

5

1

5

399

402

31

12.09

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

11

2

2

7

332

418

20

10.06

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

11

1

1

9

257

418

9

7.78

5

Penlon

11

0

0

11

266

415

7

8.06

Game reports.

Ab. Con. Club beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 14-13, 12-17, 11-10. For Con. Club T.Barrett 12 & J.Castle 7. J.Sims & R.North each hit a ‘Ted Rogers’. I’m sure you can work that one out. For The Fox N.Weston 12, B.Parker 10, N.Nuttall 8 & M.Sheridan.

College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 15-9, 17-5, 18-10. For The Oak F.Tracey ‘delivered’ 12 dolls, S.Enock & D.Cross 10 each, P.Soden & L.Clapton 9 each. Their 50 dolls was their highest total of the season. In reply for Utd. ‘A’ Jim & Dave Warrell 7 each. M.Ashmall scored just 2 dolls. He actually hit the ceiling more times than he hit the doll.

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 13-12, 16-7, 16-9. For OM J.Barguss 12, A.Woolloff 10, T.Downes & M.Hall 8 each & G.Barguss 7. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 10.

Spread Eagle beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 17-10, 17-8, 13-12. For The Spread J.Simmons 13, J.Bowler & G.Brown 11 each. For The Legion C.Brind 10 & N.Hazell 8. The Spreads 47 dolls was their highest total of the season while The Legions 30 was their lowest.

In the ‘A’ section it looks as if it’s all about the runners up spot as Ab. Utd. ‘B’ extended their lead to 10 points after a 6-0 win over The Penlon. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Bowler & I.Morrison 10 each, T.Ward & D.Davies 8 each. For Penlon T.Lach & the one armed M.Jeffries 7 each.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. I will try to get through the singles tonight as quickly as possible, but some of you will not get a game but that can’t be avoided. Good luck to all.

p.p.s. Anyone want a second hand set of sticks with bag for free, come and see me.

p.p.p.s. Matt ‘The Quizzer’ Ashmall will be holding a Quiz Night on Friday 10th Feb in the Club at 8.00 p.m.. There are cash prizes up for grabs. The club would appreciate your support. For more info speak to Matt.

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Week 10 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

P

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

10

8

1

1

440

343

49

14.66

2

The Fox

10

7

0

3

399

338

43

13.30

3

Spread Eagle

10

7

0

3

423

350

39

14.10

4

Old Masters

10

6

0

4

397

346

38

13.23

5

College Oak

10

6

2

2

401

363

37

13.36

‘B’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Legion

10

5

1

4

369

355

31

12.30

2

Ab. Con. Club

10

4

1

5

377

364

27

12.56

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

10

2

2

6

304

373

20

10.13

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

10

1

1

8

233

368

9

7.76

5

Penlon

10

0

0

10

242

375

7

8.06

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Legion 6-0 ( their first 6-0 defeat of the season). The leg scores were 14-12, 12-9, 17-12. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Bowler & D.Davies 12 each, D.Holmes & I.Morrison 8 each. The Legions 33 dolls was their lowest total of the season. For The Legion C.Brind 9, N.Hazell & D.Sapey 8 each.

The Fox beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 7-8, 15-13, 14-11. For The Fox B.Parker 12 & N.Nuttall included a blob in his 7. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory & S.Martin 8 each.

College Oaks lowest total of the season (34) was enough to overcome Ab. Con. Club 4-2. The leg scores were 13-8, 9-16, 12-11. For The Oak A.Pocock 9, S.Enock & L.Clapton 7 each. For Con. Club T.Barrett 10, J.Castle & P.Wiblin 7 each.

An embarrassingly poor performance by Old Masters was just enough to beat Penlon 4-2. The leg scores were (you won’t believe this) 7-6, 9-6, 7-10. For OM J.Barguss top scored with 8 dolls. OM’s 23 dolls was their lowest in the last 5 seasons ( I have the records to prove it ). For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 7.

Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 12-7, 10-8, 16-10. For The Spread G.Brown 10, J.Simmons 9 & J.Bowler 7. For Utd. ‘A’ Jon Warrell top scored with 10 dolls. J.Bussey managed just 1 doll. You need to get yourself down to Specsavers Joe. If you want a lift, us Old Masters are running a mini-bus.

What a strange night of Aunt Sally. A night that saw J.Simmons failing to hit double figures for the first time this season. Unlikely blobs for the likes of G.Barguss, N.Nuttall, N.Weston & B.Clapton ( well maybe not so unlikely for Brian ), and an absolutely appalling performance from Old Masters. ‘ It’s a funny old game’, that’s why we will all be up for it again this week.

Regards

Tosh

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Week 8 Match Reports

ABINGDON & DISTRICT W.A.S.L.

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

9

7

1

1

397

310

43

14.70

2

The Fox

9

6

0

3

363

306

39

13.44

3

Old Masters

9

5

0

4

374

324

34

13.85

4

Spread Eagle

9

6

0

3

385

325

33

14.25

5

College Oak

9

5

2

2

367

328

33

13.59

‘B’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab.Legion

9

5

1

3

336

312

31

12.44

2

Ab. Con. Club

9

4

1

4

342

330

25

12.66

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

9

2

2

5

272

337

18

10.07

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

9

1

1

7

208

330

9

7.70

5

Penlon

9

0

0

9

220

352

5

8.14

Game reports.

Uummm. Who can I can take the rise out of this week.

Ab. Utd. ‘C’s first 6-0 win of the season came against Penlon with leg scores of 12-7, 8-7, 11-7. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 9 & S.Martin 8. In reply for Penlon T.Lach top scored with 7.

Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 14-9, 15-8, 14-8. For OM T.Downes 11, G.Barguss & A.Woolloff 10 each & J.Barguss 8. For Utd. ‘A’ Dave ‘The Fox’ Warrell hit 9 dolls.

Spread Eagle beat College Oak 5-1 with leg scores of 14-14, 15-14, 15-9. This was The Oaks’ heaviest defeat of the season. For The Spread J.Simmons 12, G.Brown 11, S.Kinnaird, J.Bowler & J.Driver 7 each. For The Oak L.Clapton 9, S.Enock & D.Cross 8 each & P.Soden 7.

A very close game saw Ab. Con. Club beat Abingdon Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 10-10, 14-14, 15-13. For Con. Club T.Barrett 10, P.Wiblin 9, J.Castle & M.Haynes 7 each. For The Legion C.Brind 11, D.Sapey 8 & N.Tait 7.

Another close game saw Ab. Utd. ‘B’ come from behind to beat The Fox 4-2 and so extend their lead at the top. The leg scores were 15-16, 14-13, 14-11. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Holmes & D.Bowler 10 each, I.Morrison 9 & D.Davies 8. For The Fox D.Butler & N.Weston 11 each, B.Parker 9 & N.Nuttall 8. R.Nicholls throwing like an arthritic Norwegian down hill skier managed just 1 doll. Thought I’d forgotten hadn’t you.

Regards

Tosh

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TOP DOLLS (Match 8)

TOP DOLLS

‘A’ Section

Player

M

Dolls

Ave.

1

J.Simmons

8

98

4.08

2

B.Parker

8

91

3.79

3

T.Downes

8

87

3.62

4

L.Clapton

7

81

3.85

5

D.Davies

8

74

3.08

6

D.Bowler

8

70

2.91

7

D.Butler

7

67

3.19

8=

P.Soden

8

65

2.70

8=

G.Barguss

7

65

3.09

10

D.Holmes

7

63

3.00

‘B’ Section

Player

M

Dolls

Ave

1

T.Barrett

8

79

3.29

2

C.Brind

7

70

3.33

3

N.Tait

8

63

2.62

4

S.Martin

8

62

2.58

5=

P.Ealey

8

61

2.54

5=

P.Wiblin

8

61

2.54

7

D.Sapey

8

59

2.45

8

J.Castle

8

58

2.41

9

D.Harris

8

54

2.25

10

T.Lach

7

50

2.38

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Week 8 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

8

6

1

1

354

270

39

14.75

2

The Fox

8

6

0

2

323

263

37

13.45

3

College Oak

8

5

2

1

330

284

32

13.75

4

Spread Eagle

8

5

0

3

341

288

28

14.20

5

Old Masters

8

4

0

4

331

299

28

13.79

‘B’ Section

TEAM

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FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Legion

8

5

1

2

299

273

29

12.45

2

Ab. Con. Club

8

3

1

4

303

293

21

12.62

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

8

1

2

5

241

316

12

10.04

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

8

1

2

6

183

287

9

7.62

5

Penlon

8

0

0

8

199

321

5

8.29

Game reports.

Ab. Con. Club beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 6-0 with leg scores of 13-8, 15-8, 11-6. For Con. Club T.Barrett 10, J.Sims 9, J.Castle 8 & M.Haynes 7. For Utd. ‘A’ Jim Warrell 8 & D.Warrell 7.

College Oak inflicted the 1st defeat of the season on Ab. Utd. ‘B’ with a 4-2 win. The leg scores were 12-19, 11-9, 14-11. For The Oak L.Clapton included a 6 in his 13 & D.Cross 7. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Davies 11, B.Clapton & D.Bowler 9 each.

Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 16-12, 15-10, 15-4 (yes four). For The Legion P.Ealey & C.Brind 11 each, D.Sapey 9, N.Tait 8 & N.Hazell 7. Their highest total of the season ensured their 1st 6-0 win. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 8.

The Foxs’ lowest total of the season was enough to beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 7-5, 11-6, 12-5. For The Fox B.Parker 10, D.Rusher & N.Weston 7 each. P.Stone managed the dreaded X-X-X. Cows a**e & banjo springs to mind. For Penlon David Blunkett was top scorer. Their 16 dolls was their lowest of the season.

Spread Eagle beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 15-10, 16-11, 15-17. For The Spread J.Simmons 11, J.Bowler & G.Brown 10 each, J.Driver 8 & M.Phillips 7. For OM T.Downes 11, A.Woolloff 10, G.Barguss & M.Hall 7 each.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Not sure how far will get tonight but I will try to get through the games as quickly as possible. We must get the raffle under way by 10 o’clock. Good luck to all in the pairs and the raffle. Just like to take this opportunity to wish you all a merry Xmas and New Year.

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Week 7 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

7

6

1

0

315

233

37

15.00

2

The Fox

7

5

0

2

293

247

31

13.95

3

College Oak

7

4

2

1

293

245

28

13.95

4

Old Masters

7

4

0

3

293

253

26

13.95

5

Spread Eagle

7

4

0

3

295

250

24

14.04

‘B’ Section

TEAM

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FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Legion

7

4

1

2

253

247

23

12.04

2

Ab. Con. Club

7

2

1

4

264

271

15

12.57

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

7

1

2

4

215

270

12

10.23

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

7

1

1

5

161

248

9

7.66

5

Penlon

7

0

0

7

183

291

5

8.71

Game reports.

Old Masters beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 16-19, 20-8. For OM J.Barguss 13, T.Downes 12, G.Barguss included a 6 in his 10 & A.Woolloff 9. OM’s 50 dolls was their highest of the season. For The Fox D.Butler, N.Weston & B.Parker 9 each.

Ab. Legion beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 16-8, 6-6, 14-7. For The Legion N.Hazell & D.Sapey 9 each, N.Tait & P.Ealey 7 each. For Penlon the only person getting a mention is J.Carter who hit no dolls at all, zero, zilch, not a sausage, b****r all….Penlons’ 21 dolls was their lowest total of the season.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ recorded their 3rd 6-0 victory on the trot in beating Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 12-5, 17-13, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Holmes 10, I.Morrison 9, B.Clapton, D.Bowler & D.Davies 8 each. For ‘The Warrell Family’ Jim & Jonno 7 each & Dave hit 6. M.Ashmall hit his his highest total of the season – three. Wow. Utd. ‘A’s 28 dolls was their highest total of the season.

The Spread Eagle recorded their highest total of the season (46) in beating Ab. Con. Club 6-0. The leg scores were 12-9, 16-15, 18-16. For The Spread J.Simmons & J.Bowler 13 each, J.Driver 8 & G.Brown 7. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 12, J.Castle 10 & J.Sims 8. That’s three 6-0 defeats on the trot for Con. Club.

College Oak drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 14-14, 9-12, 14-12. For The Oak P.Soden 9, D.Cross & L.Clapton 8 each & A.Pocock 7. For Utd ‘C’ D.Harris hit 13 dolls. In the 1st leg he needed 6 to win and just missed with his last stick. He has been tested for taking performance enhancing drugs. S.Martin hit 10 & A.Gregory 9.

Regards

Tosh

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Week 6 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

6

5

1

0

272

205

31

15.11

2

The Fox

6

5

0

1

255

197

29

14.16

3

College Oak

6

4

1

1

256

207

25

14.22

4

Old Masters

6

3

0

3

243

215

22

13.50

5

Spread Eagle

6

3

0

3

249

210

18

13.83

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

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FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Legion

6

3

1

2

217

226

18

12.05

2

Ab. Con. Club

6

2

1

3

224

225

15

12.44

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

6

1

1

4

167

233

9

9.27

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

6

1

1

4

133

205

9

7.38

5

Penlon

6

0

0

6

162

255

4

9.00

Game reports.

College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 13-8, 13-7, 21-7. For The Oak L.Clapton included a 6 in his 12 dolls, S.Enock 10, P.Soden & D.Cross 9 each & A.Pocock 7. Their 47 dolls was their highest total so far. For Penlon T.Lach & M.Jeffries 7 each. Marks 7 included a 3rd leg 5, missing with his last stick. V.Smith waited until his 18th stick before hitting the doll.

Old Masters beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 13-11, 13-11, 21-12. For OM A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 13, T.Downes 12, G.Barguss 8, M.Hall & J.Barguss 7 each. In reply for the Con. Club J.Simms 10 & J.Castle 8.

The Fox beat Ab. Legion 5-1 with leg scores of 15-8, 14-14, 14-12. For The Fox B.Parker 14, N.Nuttall 9, D.Butler 8 & P.Stone 7. For The Legion C.Brind 11 & N.Tait 9.

Ab. Utd. ‘C’ drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. ‘A’ with leg scores of 8-4, 7-7, 7-10. For Utd. ‘C’ nobody scored very many and everyone scored very few. Helen throwing like a clapped out Polish pole dancer managed 1-1-1. Their 22 dolls was their lowest total so far. J.Bussey top scored for Utd. ‘A’ with 7 dolls. M.Fenton managed just 1 doll. Mick, have you thought of standing with your back to the doll and throwing them between your legs. Might be worth a try.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ consolidated their lead in the ‘A’ section after a 6-0 win over Spread Eagle. The leg scores were 14-13, 16-14, 16-14. For Utd. ‘B’ T.Ward 13, D.Holmes 12, B.Clapton 8 & D.Davies 7. For The Spread G.Brown hit a cracking 4-5-6 & J.Simmons 12.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. Wasn’t there some c**p calling tonight.

p.p.s. Will try to get through the games as quickly as possible tonight, remember patience is a virtue. Good luck to all and don’t forget the 3 stick rule.

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Week 5 Match Reports

‘A’ Section

TEAM

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AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Ab. Utd. ‘B’

5

4

1

0

226

164

25

15.06

2

The Fox

5

4

0

1

212

163

24

14.13

3

College Oak

5

3

1

1

209

182

19

13.93

4

Spread Eagle

5

3

0

2

208

164

18

13.86

5

Old Masters

5

2

0

3

196

181

16

13.06

‘B’ Section

TEAM

P

W

D

L

FOR

AGT

PTS

AVE

1

Abingdon Legion

5

3

1

1

183

183

17

12.20

2

Ab. Con. Club

5

2

1

2

190

178

15

12.66

3

Ab. Utd. ‘C’

5

1

0

4

145

212

6

9.66

4

Ab. Utd. ‘A’

5

1

0

4

112

183

6

7.46

5

Penlon

5

0

0

5

137

208

4

9.13

Game reports.

Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 15-13, 17-11, 18-13. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Bowler hit a bakers dozen ( that’s 13 to the uneducated ), Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton 11, D.Davies 10, D.Holmes & I.Morrison 8 each. For Con. Club T.Barrett 10, P.Wiblin 8 & J.Simms 7.

Spread Eagle came from behind (good skill) to beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-11, 20-11, 16-10. For The Spread J.Simmons hit a cracking 4-6-5, J.Bowler (making his first appearance) 10, G.Brown & M.Phillips 8 each. The Spreads’ 46 dolls was their highest so far this season. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 9 & A.Gregory hit 7.

Ab. Utd. ‘A’ won their first game of the season after a 4-2 win over Penlon, leaving them as the only team not to won a game. The leg scores were 10-8, 7-9, 11-5. For Utd. ‘A’ Jon Warrell top scored with 8 dolls. Their 28 dolls was their highest so far. In reply T.Lach top scored with 9. J.Carter started badly then got worse and scored 2 dolls. R.Holmes throwing like a Peruvian brothel keeper also managed 2.

Ab. Legion beat Old Masters 4-2 with leg scores of 12-10, 14-11, 11-16. For Legion C.Brind 12 & D.Sapey 9. For OM G.Barguss & A.Woolloff 9 each, T.Downes & J.Barguss 7 each. Less said the better….

College Oak inflicted the 1st defeat of the season on The Fox in beating them 4-2 with leg scores 14-14, 15-12, 12-12. For The Oak L.Clapton 12, S.Enock 8, P.Soden, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each. For The Fox D.Butler 10, R.Berry 9, N.Weston 8 & B.Parker 7.

Regards

Tosh

p.s. I will start selling raffle tickets tonight for the Xmas raffle which will be held on 14th of December. For more info on the raffle please read the Pairs Competition sheet.

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